Message to Security ...

Dear Security,
I am reporting the theft of:
- 25 Hologrammtic Suits
- 5 packets of non-sickening coffee
- 7 erotic tennis balls
and 79 Chinese herbal Stress cubes.
Thank you
Stewie McKenzie
PS - If you get my hologram suits - all Security staff with receive
50% all items in January 2101.
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