Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bring it on

Who: Sydra Where: Forest? When: ummmmm....     Parting from the others some time back, Syd decided to do a bit of exploring, not with any real purpose intended, just some general exploration. For once she was singing out of comfort instead of tension.   *there's a pombush in the garden where the lads and lasses meet   'cause it wouldn't do to do the do they're doin' in the street   from the first time that I went there I was very much impressed   to see the young folks rumplin' up the cuckoo's nest*   Before she could continue an armoured figure leapt from the trees, "If you give me a shilling and a bottle of the best, I'll rumple up the up the feather's of yer cuckoo's nest," the knight said with a sly grin. Looking the knight up and down, Syd replied with disgust, "You most certainly will not and I wouldn't waste a shilling or a bottle on a dreadful creature such as yourself." The knight removed his helm and replied, "I be no creature lass, I am the Blue Knight... now back to that cuckoo's nest." Groaning inwardly Syd thought to herself, "He can't be for real. Surely I must be hallucinating."   "Ye aren't hallucinating lassie, I'm as real as that disgusted look on yer face"   Sydra for a moment before she replied, "Now I know I didn't say that aloud, would you mind telling me how you knew what I was thinking?" Once again with a grin the knight replied, "now what kind of knight would I be to be tellin' ye all of me secrets?" With a sneer Sydra said, "Funny, you sound more like a pirate out of some bad B movie than a goodly knight to me... now if you'd be so kind as to answer a question for me..." Before her question was uttered, the Blue Knight leapt at Syd, attempting to grab her bosom in the process. A bit taken aback, but not caught off guard, Sydra planted a firm axe kick to the knights shoulder. As the knight faltered, she took the opportunity to take him to the ground. With her heel planted against the Blue Knight's neck, Sydra picked up where she left off. "Now as I was saying before I was so tastelessly interrupted, I'm looking for some of my fellow crew members and I do believe that they may have passed your way. Would you like to tell me where they might have gone before I dispel of you altogether?"   "Yer a feisty one, lassie. I like that in a woman!" Exclaimed the knight with what appeared to be mounting enthusiasm. Sydra took this opportunity to dig her foot more firmly into the knights throat. "I have little concern for your well being and hardly need your assistance, I'm just trying to make things easier on myself. So you can point me in the right direction and I'll spare you, or I could just kill you now and find them myself." Her eyes darkening with a menacing glare, Syd continued, "The choice is yours." Without much thought the knight pointed northward before he uttered, "I'll have you yet fair maiden." Sydra chuckled caustically as she replied, "You think so, eh?" With that she quickly removed her foot from the knight's neck and made contact with his nose. Blood spurted out as he lost consciousness. Sydra looked once again upon the foul knave that had tried to engage her with his bawdy behaviour, before she went on her way to find Phil and MP.   OOC: not quite sure if this fits, but i never could resist a knight encounter