Bring it on

"Anytime." murmered Jay, looking into the forest.
"Hey! Where'd the earth-type people go?" he yelled.
"That Way" yelled Phil, pointing in what he hoped was a dramatic
fashion and headed off towards the castle/citadel, with MP in
pursuit, still dragging the sword.
** a short while later **
"Knackers...I'm lost...."
"EEE?"
"What ya mean? Big Knight?"
"HALT! - Who art though who travel through our forest?"
"I'm Phil and this is mini-phil?"
"EE!" sauid MP waving.
"You must pay a fee before you can pass through to younder
citadel...!"
"Do we?...Do you accept plastic?"
"EEEEE?"
"No MP I don't think they want your collection of belly button fluff"
"STOP this nonesces or we will say "NING!" at you!"
"You honestly think saying a bunch of words at me will scare me?"
"EEE!" joined in themidget making yet another rude gesture.
"NING!, NING"
"Yes?"
The black(ish) knight stopped "Well, it allways worked before.."
Phil picked up the sword and held it at the knights neck..."Now tell
me the way to the castle before i make you and EX-knight...you dig?"
The knight pointed in a nort easten direction..
"Good..Now some of my 'freinds' may be along afterwards...if they
are..be helpful or i will cut your nads off okay?"
"EEE!"
"Yes..okay...but tell me...who ARE you?...Really?"
"I'm....The Blue Knight!"
"EEEK!"
"And he's the Blue Dwarf!"
<<Tag anyone who is tupid enough to follow the Blue Knight...>