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>>Sir Cullus and Sir Cumcision spotted White Wolf "THE DEMON!"<< At this point Dean/Amber, Jasmine and Eve stepped out of the cave, Eve wasn't in the mood to fight, Jasmine and Tara wouldn't let Dean fight in Amber's body, and Dean wouldn't let Jasmine fight when he couldn't, plus they won anyway.
>>"Huh, what?" Alota asked, "Oh..no WAIT!" Cullus and Cumcision had already drawn their swords again and were charging at the hamster, who said simply "AH" Jay, Rufus and Niples rode their horses between the knights and the hamster and shouted in unison "STOP!" "Ye dare to stop me from slaying the demon?, aye, his baronship will be displeased!" "Tim.." said Jay "SIR tim" "Sorry, SIR tim, White Wolf isn't a demon! he's an ally, and he's as human as we are!" Jay looked back at the hamster, "well....he used to be" "Is this true las?" Cullus asked Alota. "I never doubt a woman's words"<<"That'd be why they invited us to feast after you talked Jasmine" Eve whispered>>"Yes Sir Cullus, it's true White Wolf was the victim of an unfortunate...er.." "CURSE!" said White wolf, "Yes a curse was laid upon me by a wizard many years ago... " "Ahh, very well" said Sir Cullus, "But if any of ye cross me there will be dire consequences for ye!" Jay stepped down from his horse, "Captain, I found the reason for the equipment not working, theres a ...citadel?...is that the word?...anyway, something inside it is giving of a electromagnetic field thats disrupting our weapons, were gonna have to stop it before we can get away from this planet" "amber, how did you come up with that?" "because I'm jay again sir"<<"Your what!" shouted Jasmine
>>"Ah, where is this citadel?"<< not hearing her
>>"Due East, I'd say about....4 or 5 days travel on foot, I made a mental map of the area, I can lead us there to some degree of accuracy" "Well done commander, but these people know the forest and probably more of this whole planet than we do" he said gesturing at the array of Citadeelian folk theyd met, Jay looked at Gomja, "Handsome bunch arent they?" "SSH! Jay!, Dont insult them we may need they're help!" "I'm willing to work with them to find the Citadel" White Wolf nodded. "Whaddya say guys?" he said to the crowd of goblins and warriors "Fancy a...um..quest?"<<"Jay your really in your own body." Jasmine asked getting excited. <not in that way Dean>"What does it look like to you!" Jay replied."Well where's Amber's brain then if it's not in your bosy or in her own." Eve stepped into the conversation."In Dean's body, Cerebrum will swap 'em back when we get back to BlueDwarf.""I can't wait that long." Dean wailed."Neither can I." Jasmine and Tara said at the same time."Don't worry Dean," Jay said putting his arm around her "Being a girl really suits you.""Remove that arm now!" Tara hissed.
>>"Before we continue, I must request that you all take two pills of Chromium Tridroniate," Cerebrum stated. "You see, the undead don't exist and magic doesn't exist. Since there are undead here, that must mean everybody is currently suffering mass hallucinations. Allow me to demonstrate. You see, the calculations of necromancy would mean that if it were real, there would have to be a necromancer standing that way," he pointed into the forest. "I shall demonstrate that there isn't, proving that we're all suffering hallucinations from hallucinogens in the atmosphere." Cerebrum reached into his coat, and withdrew a high-caliber pistol that he had confiscated from one of his patients earlier one. He pointed it off into the forest in the direction he had pointed and squeezed the trigger. There was a bang, a scream and a thud of an average sized human body hitting the ground. "And as you can plainly see, necromancy is merely animating dead bodies through the use of nanobots," Cerebrum finished smoothly. "Any questions? I hope you took notes, there'll be a test later."<<"Don't even think about giving me Chromium Tridroniate, you are an untrustworthy quack!" Jasmine spat her words at poor Cerebrum."Temper, Temper! Ms Starbolt, Mr Thomas is still in the young ladies body, you wouldn't wanna upset me." Cerebrum said calmly as he was the one with the upper hand."You wouldn't wanna upset me either" Tara stood beside Jasmine, Dean/Amber and Eve with her hands on her hips.*gulp* was all he could manage.<tag>Another JP byEve Lola Rimmer, Assistant Chief Science OfficerJasmine Starbolt, Nurse aka the unlucky lass dating Dean :pJoin the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. Click Here