Time Phil got "Out"

recap:Phl, trapped in lightbee form after a night on the drink, has been swallowed by a counterpart of Kayn, Kayn-2, for some very dubious reasons. Phil is currenlty floating about in his stomach(I hope light bee's are non-digestable)
 
Location:Kayn-2 stomach
Time: How he gonna tell the time, answer me that?
 
Things were not good for poor old Phil. How could he comminacte with the owner of the stomach he was in. From the voices he could here it sounded like Kayn, but differnt. It must be his counterparts. A terrible thought crossed Phil mind. A note, left on his office desk ages ago came back to haunt him. "Unplug the drains." Luckly, he had ordered one of the scutters to do that very task. Phil offered up a short prayer to whatever deitys might be around that they had. Just to cause Kayn some discomfort he decided to bounce up and down a bit. Give him a bit of wind.
 

Location : JMC Blue Dwarf warship bridge(i've called it a warship for ease of refernce)
Time : Just after the anoucment about the trees
 
Chief Security (and overseer of protocol) Phil "Oh God" FeBuggure(so called cos that was generally what anyone said when they saw him), deiced to let Captain Harris deal with these pansys. With the tradional salute towards the far too clean Commander Nipples on the viewscreen(a hand gesture best described as "making coffee") he saunted of the bridge with holo-whip in hand and decied to lash the neartest crew member, who happend to be Zak. Zax started grining like a mad man, until Phil wipped out his Pain-o-matic pistol, aimed it at his groin, set the setting to "You'll be singing sorprano mate" and fired. Zak gibbered on the floor, then got up and went back to his post.
 
Time to cause someone(or something, Phil was an equal opertunoites pain inflicter) else pain.
 

Location : Warship Blue Dwarf, Tourture chamber
Time : About 5 mins later
 
FeBuggure swaggered into the tourture chamber. There, strapped into a device of Phil's own making(The Pain-a-lot 3000) was several small rodents, 1 large rodent the size and rough shape of a human called White Wolf(a bloody silly name in Phil's mind). Penny "Red Hot Poker" Lloyd was helping to move some of the roents into a microwave, whilst they were eeking a bit.
 
Phil walked up to WW, who was strapped in and wispered in his ear..
 
"Tell me the seret of trans-temporal gentics or another hamster goes in the microwave......". Penny's hand hovered over the "Nuke em" button of the microwave.
 
OOC:White wolf, over to you......
 
         o[-_-]o  (What Captain Harris Looks Like)
         *(=_=)* (White Wolf)
 
Sorry about those pictures, got a bit bored