A Jp between Tara and Jay

SNIP
I've got everything down pat, though you'll need to
rebuild docking bays 54, 55, 56, 57, 58 and 59 as they were destroyed during
testing."
END THIS SNIPPY NONSENSE
"Bout time!" Jay said, "Let me call the other pilots and we'll be there ASAP"
"SPLENDID!" Cerebrum replied, enjoying the fact that he would get to zap people again.
About 15 minutes later, Jay, RIo, amber, Kara and Efof stood around Cerebrum's prototype in his office. "That's it?" Jay said "YES!" Cerebrum said, excited, "It's made of bog-rolls and sticky back plastic!"
"Don't forget the Meson Cannon"
"Oh yea, and the Meson Can.....THE MESON CANNON?!" all the pilots shouted in unison,
"I needed a focus...."
"I'm not doing this if the meson cannon is involved" said Amber through Jay's vocal cords. Jay sighed,
"Cerebrum, what are the chances of any of us walking out alive? With all body parts intact, and full heads of hair?"
"....I'd say ......around.....2 in 320000"
"I hope he's being careful on that planet. I don't want anything to hurt my body." She said sitting in a chair deciding that the odds were quite good. Especially for the BD.
"So that's the same as flying with Dean then" Kara put in.
"I hope he's being careful on that planet. I don't want anything to hurt my body." She said sitting in a chair deciding that the odds were quite good. Especially for the BD. "Wait!" said Rio, with Efof's voice, "If he's not here how are we gonna do this?"
"Damn...that's a good point..." said Jay, "Where's Amber gonna go?"
"Well I suggest someone sacrifices, and stays where they are, the rest, we can at least into the right gender!"  Amber said
Rio leaning against the wall spoke, "I guess I can wiat a little longer before switching back, besides, I kinda like having four arms.." she winked as she said this, that worried Jay.
"I suppose it's better than being in this body." Amber said.
"Hey! What's wrong with my body?!" Jay moaned.
"You want a list fly girl?" Amber deliberatly put emphasis on the girl part.
"Always though you were quite partial to Jay's body.." said Rio, smirking
"From the outside yeh......HEY SHUT UP!" Amber blushed.
"Guys, can we get on with this?" Cerebrum said. "I do have a department to run you know."
"Yeh..come on guys, lets get a move on..." Jay said, sititng in one of the seats, trembling visibly with fear. "Now,.....with a bit of luck.." said cerebrum..."Kara and Jay should return to their own bodies, Amber and Efof in Rio and Deans respectivley..."
The familiar straps locked around their wrists ankles and waists, "now..which button was it?...Eenie..meenie......" 
"LET ME OFF NOW!!!!"   Efof yelled
"Shut up Efof. You'll smeg the whole thing uuuuuuppppppppp" Amber said as Cerebrum pressed a button sending jolts of electricity through her.
"Whoops wrong button!" he said.
"I'm gonna kill you!!" She yelled pulling at the restraints. Jay got authoritative and prefessional here.
"ENSIGN!! AT EASE!" first time for everything. "Until he added, wait til after, then we can all kill him.."
"What i'd give for my gelf blood now." she mumbled. Cerebrum pressed another button and sparks flew about the room and Efof screamed again.
"..Patrick.." said Jay "..get it right this time or I will tell tara and phil you KILLED amber just for fun.."
"I'm a very good hider" Amber added.
"Urm guys......" Kara said
"What?"
"I'm in my own body..... Jay you appear to be you as well." There was a smug grin on Cerebrums face, and a sizzeling noise from the machine. Efof stood, taking out the light's with Deans head.
"Ow.....hmm..Jay,..isnt that meant to hurt?..."
"No..lower man.."
"Huh?"
"um..nose.."
"Oh.."
Amber smiled.."Hey, I;m a woman again AND I can still go drinking in parrtos with you guys!"
"AMber?" asked Jay "Yeh?"
"Why are there crumbs in my toes?"
"Oh urm..... look! He's getting away!" she said pointing to the disappearing figure of Cerebrum. Jay cracked his knuckles
"Time to kick some ass"
This was bought to you by Jay Chrysler and Tara Cleavage