Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] An oversized hamster sets outs to capature an oversized bug!

"Backup?" Jay muttered, "Smeggin backup...aah well, guess it means they need me to bail em out!"
"what?" asked Dean
"Nothing..."
Jay ticked off the last few check boxes on his clipboard, struggling to write as Rio, unlike Jay was right handed, ..he now found writing with either hand a near impossibility.
"Dean" he said "You're piloting the first shuttle, and I've got a backup shuttle ready, hopefully you wont need me, can I trust you to finish up here prepping the shuttles" He handed Dean the clipboard "Sure, but what are you gonna do?"
"Alota's in medi-bay, gonna go see her, make sure shes ok"
"No probs Jay"
"Just make sure you leave the paper work on my desk, and DONT STAPLE YOURSELF TO MY DESK AGAIN!"
With that he left. Leaving Dean to launch the mission.
 
Alota had already been discharged form medi-bay by the time he got there, so he headed for the dirve-room, threatening Cerebrum on the way,
"I want my own body back" he had said
"Patience!" Cerebrum had said
"Either you pull your finger out and do something soon" Jay said
"Or I'll insert a bazookoid in your rectum sideways" he said.
 
Jay arrived a the drive room just in time to see Dean's shuttle launching off into the blackness. He spotted something
"Idiot!" Jay muttered,  and pushed Queck away from the comm's station
"THOMAS!" he yelled
"What Jay?, Cant' you leave me alone for once!"
"Sure but, TURN YOUR BLOODY INDICATORS OFF!"
"oops....sorry!" the blinking orange light stopped
"And your wipers..."
"Sorry!"
"And Dean..."
"Yeah?"
"Pull your landing gear up..."
 
<short sweet and pointless but hey....> 
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: White Wolf
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, September 16, 2002 2:43 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] An oversized hamster sets outs to capature an oversized bug!
Where: Engineering.When: As the pilots try to Pull the Dwarf out of it's death plunge...Who: Various characters. (Read it and see for pete's sake... Okay, how about Keto's then?)Engineer, Third class Damin openned a fuse panel and shined his torchlight inside it, "Ah, here's the problem... Fuse #34635 is blown."He went over to his tool box and searched through it, then searched the nearby parts bins, then his pockets, "Bloody 'ell... we're outta fuses. Hmm, I guess I could use something metal to bypass it."He looked at his trusty tools in his toolbox, and muttered, "Uh uh... Gotta be something around here I don't need to it."Then, as Tom, Dick & Harry walked by on thier rounds, Damin glanced at thier holsters for a moment, then nodding to himself, he quickly nicked a LA pistol when they weren't paying attention. Which was pretty with the three of them sharing only one brain cell.Damin went over to the panel, took out the bad fuse and shoved the pistol in place of blown, causing the lights all over the Blue Dwarf to suddenly come on. "Problem solved." he muttered to himself while walking away, when unfortunately, because the electrical current made the entire metal gun heat up, the LA Pistol went off, shooting him in the bum. "Blimey! Perhaps I should've used their blemming combat shotgun..." Commented Damin as he grabbed the blood gushing wound with his left hand and limped towards the Medi-bay.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile in the Drive Room, White Wolf looked at the gaggle of people requesting to be on the away, and pratically had to yell to be heard - "Yes, your all coming on this little safari. We'll meet up in the landing bay to launch as soon as the power gets restored, so we can make preparations.", just then all the lights suddenly popped on, "Oh, okay, that problems solved. Dean your piloting, Jay your our backup, in case of trouble. Phil, I want you to round up as many of the Security dept that will fit in a Starbug with heavy combat gear, and see what you can come up with for using as a cage for our captured wild 'beast'. Jasmine, I want you to bring everything you think your going to need for a combat ready triage for the crew, I think we're gonna need it. Tara, I want you to bring whatever we can use to preserve & examine alien physiologies, we're going try to collect a live bug, but we might also get a chance to do a few autopsies while we're down there. Eve, get any scientific equipment from the lab, with a special focus on data gathering, scanning, and recording this might be our only visit, let's maximize our understanding of these alien as best as we can, and if you have to, tell Trisees you've got my complete authorization. Cain your coming along too! Your the only probably the only other person besides me here that has any amount of strategy & tactical or heavy combat experience. Allie..."The huge hamster paused, as comm. unit beeped, and he went over him answered it, "Drive room, this is the Captain, What's up?"Wd-40's worried voice replied, "Wd-40 here, sir. I've found Miss Chryseler lying in the hallway. She seems to be unconscious with a head injury. I think she may have been caught off guard by the sudden restoration of gravity, sir.""Smeg! Take her to the medi-bay." replied White Wolf."Yes, Sir. I'm already on my way. Wd-40 out."The rotund hamster turned to his fiancé and said, "I'm sorry, Sweetie - But, It's looks like I going to need you to stay here on the Blue Dwarf with my new first officer being out of action to take command. Um, I guess that sorta makes you my second officer. Besides, I might need some like you pull us out of there if things get hairier than me down there..." He gave her a quick hug and peck on the cheek, "And stay sharp Dear, some more enemy ships may come aknockin while we're having our little Safari, hoping to check somebody with there pants down." and he started walking for the door.Then Mp pants suddenly hit the floor, and Phil screamed "Not now, you git!".<Tag, Dean, Jay, Tara, well everybody! Time's awasting gang!>JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Download desktop images, official Blue Dwarf movies and gameTo unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.