Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] When the bough breaks...

Both Phil and Tara legged it out of the Drive Room on past Cain, who was entering the drive room as they exited and replied in unison to White Wolf - "I'll tell Jay & the pilots to launch immediately!"
'shortly after  Tara and Phil flagged down the soaring pikots on the rocket pack thingy'
 
"You gotta be kidding me!"  was all Jay could muster as response when Tara informed him he was to launch...again. "For smegs sake I havent even had my lunch break yet.."
"Sorry Jay, Captains orders" Tara replied, "What are you complaining about anyway?! You love this kinda thing!"
"I know but I'm hungry!" Jay said "And the coffee shop only sells those sausage and egg rolls till 1.00!"
"Whats that smell?" he asked, puzzled
Tara looked at Phil, "That JERK! has been having a little trouble with his bowel movements."
"Eugh.." said Jay, Dean and Kara together  
"Oh for God's sake Tara you had to make me look like an idiot again didnt you!" Phil started
"You do that on your own!" she argued back..
 
"Yuh-oh" Said Jay, "turmoil in marriage...trust me guys" he said to Kara and Dean "This could get ugly.." he said, and started heading back toward the shuttle-bay
"What about the  rocket pack?" Dean asked "You've both piloted it" Jay said "And I nearly died each time"
"so why dont you pilot?!" Kara said
He pointed at Dean and Amber's singed hair.
"Because everyone who pilots get their hair burned, and I I singe Rio's hair from doing the same my life wont be worth living"
"Point" said Dean.
"Well..I'm takin the rocket pack" Dean said, Jay grabbed him by the collar, and started dragging him along the corridor, "No." he said "They way you fly that thing you'll probably not make it to the shuttle bay alive!" he yelled, "Were Walking!"
"All that way back?" Said Kara, "It took us long enough using tha 'pack!"
Jay pointed to a sign on the wall 
 
LEVEL 17
(NIVELO 17)
 
"Whether you read it in esperanto or in english it says the same thing, neither of you even got us OFF the flight deck!, we've been flying round in circles for 3 hours!"
 
"..oops..." Kara and Dean said simultaneuosly
 
<Kara, dean...TO THE BATCAVE..umm..shuttlebay..(oh and accordin to the website shuttlebays and medi-bay are both on deck 17 so i can get away with it!)>
  
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: White Wolf
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, September 14, 2002 7:27 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] When the bough breaks...
Who: Tara, Phil, White Wolf, Ashley, Mp, and maybe a few others...Where: Drive room.When: Right when Phil & Tara seemed to be breaking up!<snip>"Ermm I don't mean to interrupt but could you two....." WW started to say but was interrupted by both Tara and Phil shouting "SHUT - -UP "Only then rembering who they were saying shut up to and added a belated "sir" afterwards."Who said I would be moving out? If you remember they are my quarters after all!""Ermmm...No I think you'll find that the quarters belong to me...not you...me""Fine then YOU HAVE THEM! I'D RATHER BE ON EARTH THAN WITH YOU HERE!" she screeched at her husband. Phil brought out his secret weapon..."What, with James?" It was like a blow to the stomach that knocked all the wind out of her. She deflated like a balloon."H.. how did you.....""I'm the security chief darling...I know about EVERYTHING that happens on this ship...." The rest of the crew were watching the exchange between the two like a bad tennis match, the approaching nebula forgotten for much better entertainment."It was coded..... a special code.... you can't...." she babbled"You forget...I'm also an ex science offer with about half a million years under my belt...there are only 3 codes on this I haven't cracked yet....", replied Phil..."Don't worry sir, yours is one of them, the others is Niples code and for some reasons Cains...but I'm not bothered about him" Tara gulped down the lump that was forming in her throat, "So now you know about me. What... do... you.... think.... then." The last few word were forced out with a great deal of effort."My thoughts are my own...Lets just say You wont have to worry getting you own place...cos I'm moving out...right now!"<end snip>"um, Phil... I think you should put your differences aside for the moment..." interupted White Wolf again."Wot in the smegging 'ell is it now?" Snapped Phil angrily."I just thought you two might want to know the nebula is clearing on the screen somewhat, and we seem to be drifting straight towards the dark side of a planet ahead, and at the rate it's getting larger in our screen, we probably have 15 minutes to impact. Either that, or some goit has slipped an eight ball in front of the ships forward camera..." Explained the huge hamster matter of factly, before continuing, "What we need to do is come up with some way to save the Blue dwarf, because we don't have enough time to evacuate."Tara's face paled a little, and she yelled at Phil, "Phil, what are you waiting for? Do something!" Phil looked rather embarrassed, and remarked quietly, "um, I already evacuated..." while grabbing the seat of his pants and giving them a quick wiggle, "They really oughta make these JMC uniforms capable of holding two loads.""Eww..." remarked Tara."EEEEEEEEEeeeeee" interupted MP before stopping on the tread mill to point at the screen, and then suddenly getting thrown off it and into a nearby wall with a >THUNK!< as the treadmill kept going."What was that all about? did he have an idea on how to get us out of this mess?" Asked White Wolf, nodding towards MP, while tapping his chin in thought..."He just wanted to know since we're all going to die, if he could play a quick round of space invaders on the big screen." answered Phil."oh. I was hoping that he might have had something to contribute... Say Phil, you really ought to do something about that sweating problem of yours, it makes lines in your... um... nevermind." remarked the hamster catching his glare, "Hmm... Do you think we'd have enough time to sling shot the dwarf into a orbit if we ordered the pilots to use all the Starbugs as tow boats?"Both Phil and Tara legged it out of the Drive Room on past Cain, who was entering the drive room as they exited and replied in unison to White Wolf - "I'll tell Jay & the pilots to launch immediately!"{OOC - Go ahead Jay, it's your baby!}RPG -"Why hello, Cain. What brings you to the drive room?" Asked the Huge Hamster to the security man in black. <OOC - Tag Cain, Feel like popping your question?>JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Download desktop images, official Blue Dwarf movies and gameTo unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.