Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] BAM!

"Let's GOOOO!!!!" yelled Dean, flicking the remote control.
<BAM!>
"and again." said Jay
<BAM!>"and again." said Kara<BAM! THUD>
"One down, erm.. how many more to go?" asked Dean, stepping over the door.
End snippety schmippety.
 
"Dean" said Jay "Put down the battering ram"
"Huh?...why?"
"Because the external doors to the bay are open, therefore every time you ram a door you suck out the oxygen in that section!"
"good point...so what do you reckon?"
Jay pointed at the ceiling. "I dont get it" said Kara.
Jay reached up, but couldnt reach what he was stretching for.
"Dammit Rio..." he muttered "Why'dya have to be such a goddam short arse!"
"What are you doing Jay?" Dean asked.
"LOOK!"
Kara and Dean looked up, "emergency bulkead?"
"Yeh!" Jay said "Manual shutters placed evey 100 meteres, desgined to seal off sections in a hull breach"
"Aah!" Kara said and using Dean's formidablt height pulled the shutter down, where Jay sealed it to the floor, a hissing noise was heard as it sealed, Jay stood up again and removed his helmet.
"Now..we take the vents" 
"but why cant we.." 
Jay interrupted Dean "Well we could use your ram, but I'll have to let White Wolf take the door's repair bill outta your wages"
"I'll go first shall I?" Dean asked.  

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From: Chris Allan
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Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 4:55 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] BAM!

"We'll have to take the vents." Jay said.<END SNIP>
"Jay." said Dean,
"Uh-huh?" grunted Jay as he started to move towards one of the vents.
"How, do you intend for us to vit through the vents with these!?" he said, tapping his large helmet from the outside.
Jay whacked his helmet off the vent. "He's right, we won't fit."
"You really are smegging thick you know that?" said Kara, heading towards the doors.
"He does now."
"Smeg off Dean.""Indeedy" said Amber's voive over the comm.
"Hm.. they won't budge." said Kara, kicking the door.
"I know." said Dean, heading back inside the Phoenix.
"Well I sure as hell don't!" said Jay, realising that Dean's body was even taller from down here.
Kara and Jay stood in uncomfortable silence.
"Where the rest of the pilots?"
"Don't know to be honest." said Jay, "We lost radio just after I made the comment about the last ever Thomas Manuever."
"Hmm.. yeah."
Uncomfortable silence fell again until from the phoenix came Amber's voice
"Finished."
"This should be interesting." said Kara.
She ducked just in time to avoid being hit by a flying metal thing.
"What the HELL is that?" asked Jay
"This, is our battering ram, remotre controleld and jetpack fueled!"
"Yeh, but what makes up the 'ram' part?"
"That collection of scaffolding that I kept on being thrown into whenever I fell into that smegging closet!"
"I've no idea why I had that on board."
"You're not the only one," said Kara, "still, Dean's done something right, he even made the remote jetpack controlled work, which is more then I can usually manage."
"Let's GOOOO!!!!" yelled Dean, flicking the remote control.
<BAM!>
"and again." said Jay
<BAM!>"and again." said Kara<BAM! THUD>
"One down, erm.. how many more to go?" asked Dean, stepping over the door.
 
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