BAM!

"We'll have to take the vents." Jay said.<END SNIP>
"Jay." said Dean,
"Uh-huh?" grunted Jay as he started to move towards one of the vents.
"How, do you intend for us to vit through the vents with these!?" he said, tapping his large helmet from the outside.
Jay whacked his helmet off the vent. "He's right, we won't fit."
"You really are smegging thick you know that?" said Kara, heading towards the doors.
"He does now."
"Smeg off Dean.""Indeedy" said Amber's voive over the comm.
"Hm.. they won't budge." said Kara, kicking the door.
"I know." said Dean, heading back inside the Phoenix.
"Well I sure as hell don't!" said Jay, realising that Dean's body was even taller from down here.
Kara and Jay stood in uncomfortable silence.
"Where the rest of the pilots?"
"Don't know to be honest." said Jay, "We lost radio just after I made the comment about the last ever Thomas Manuever."
"Hmm.. yeah."
Uncomfortable silence fell again until from the phoenix came Amber's voice
"Finished."
"This should be interesting." said Kara.
She ducked just in time to avoid being hit by a flying metal thing.
"What the HELL is that?" asked Jay
"This, is our battering ram, remotre controleld and jetpack fueled!"
"Yeh, but what makes up the 'ram' part?"
"That collection of scaffolding that I kept on being thrown into whenever I fell into that smegging closet!"
"I've no idea why I had that on board."
"You're not the only one," said Kara, "still, Dean's done something right, he even made the remote jetpack controlled work, which is more then I can usually manage."
"Let's GOOOO!!!!" yelled Dean, flicking the remote control.
<BAM!>
"and again." said Jay
<BAM!>"and again." said Kara<BAM! THUD>
"One down, erm.. how many more to go?" asked Dean, stepping over the door.
 
Dean "Raven" Thomas