Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] STOP! THIS! MADNESS!

"Oh, yeh."
<FLUMP>
Amber's body lay unconscious again on the floor.
"Course, you're meant to be near teh ground when you do it."
 
Jay looked down at Ambers very beaten and battered body, thinking about how Deanw as actually gonna explain the burns, bruises, cuts and scrapes to the real Amber and the FeBuggure family. And trying to blackmail Jay over his pilot skill?! Dean clearly wasnt looking at the viewport, Jay was simply dodging Hymentoptera fire, from the few ships remaining, there wernt actually any but Dean didnt know that..besides, who was the crew gonna believe,.....<gutted Dean!>
The shuttle bay doors were open, but strangley, there were no guidance lights within the bay, no lights of any kind in fact.
"Smeg.." Jay though to himself, "Flying on naked eye only and I cant see a bloody thing..." he muttered, bashing the knackered sensor panel, and bruising Rio's hand.  
Jay touched down, a perfect landing, probably better than a lot of Dean's when he could actually SEE the landing pad. Dean was just about coming around.
"Get a suit on" Jay said
"Huh?...why?"
"We gotta go out into the shuttlebay...and I cant close the doors, get an atmospheric suit on"
"Why cant you close it?"
"How the smeg should I know? I'm not an engineer! Just get a suit on, and we'll find out!"
Jay and Dean both pulled on suits, switched on shoulder lamps and opened the hatch of the phoenix, Dean whinging as the sudden pressure drop sucked his jacket potato out into space, where it splattered across the viewscreen of the crimson starbug which was about the only ship not coming in to land.
"Hm.." said Jay tapping a console on the wall iof the shuttlebay
"What?" Dean asked
"No power...you been licking the power sockets again?" Jay replied.
"Not recently..couldnt fell my tongue for a week last time"
"That and you shorted out most of deck 14"
"Well..nothing important there!"
"Most of the officers quarters are there!, INCLUDING mine, and I was not impressed when my playstation shut down in the middle of a game of Fifa soccer!"
"Well...." Said Dean..unable to think of anything to say
"Damn right" Jay replied "Come on, we got a long walk up to the drive room" he said, just as Amber and the othe rpilots touched down. "And i need to see Phil" he siad smirking at Dean.
 
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Allan
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, September 10, 2002 10:22 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] STOP! THIS! MADNESS!

Jay looked at Dean. "So.."
"So what?"
"How much to not tell, Amber, JAsmine, Tara or Phil what you were just doing with the ointment?"
<END SNIPAZOID (brought to you by McDonalds)>
"You utter bastard"
"Uh-huh", Jay turned around to face the rear
"I can't think of any comeback on that one." admitted Dean, crawling out of the closet that the acceleration had thrown him into.
"I however, have more important concerns."
"What?" asked Jay, "more important then blackmail?""Yeah, like, LIVING!!!"
"huh?" said Jay, turning around, to see the distinctly closed bay doors looming ahead. Jay spun the chair back, but he knocked the stick to the left and forward, causing the phoenix to corkscrew down to the left, by this time Jay had stopped the spin on his chair and headed back the other way. Grasping for teh stick this time caused it to go back and right.
"MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" said Dean, crawling out of the closet again, only to have the door slam in his face.
"OW!", as the bug made another rotation the door flew open then shut again,
"OW!"
BONK
"OW!"
BONK
"OW!"
As the bug sped up, the increasing G's meant that Rio's body was finding it increasingly hard to reach the control stick.
BONK
"STOP!"BONK"THIS!"BONK"MAD"BONK"NESS!"
BONK
<FLUMP>
Amber's body fell back into the closet again. Unconscious again. Just as Jay felt helpless, he couldn't reach the stick. Suddenly, Amber came flying out of the closet, attached to a jetpack. Dean grabbed hold of the stick and leveled out the bug.
"Ok, I think we're even now. If you mention the boobs, then I mention that the supposed best pilot in the business can't even fly his own aircraft in a straight line.""Alright, you have got me there." said Rio's voice, grabbing hold of the flightstick and looping back to the dwarf.
"Jay." said Dean, as Amber flew into the windsheild, then bounced back towards the closet, "how'd you turn this jetpack off again?"
"The switch."
"Oh, yeh."
<FLUMP>
Amber's body lay unconscious again on the floor.
"Course, you're meant to be near teh ground when you do it."
 
Dean "BONK" Thomas
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