STOP! THIS! MADNESS!

Jay looked at Dean. "So.."
"So what?"
"How much to not tell, Amber, JAsmine, Tara or Phil what you were just doing with the ointment?"
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"You utter bastard"
"Uh-huh", Jay turned around to face the rear
"I can't think of any comeback on that one." admitted Dean, crawling out of the closet that the acceleration had thrown him into.
"I however, have more important concerns."
"What?" asked Jay, "more important then blackmail?""Yeah, like, LIVING!!!"
"huh?" said Jay, turning around, to see the distinctly closed bay doors looming ahead. Jay spun the chair back, but he knocked the stick to the left and forward, causing the phoenix to corkscrew down to the left, by this time Jay had stopped the spin on his chair and headed back the other way. Grasping for teh stick this time caused it to go back and right.
"MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" said Dean, crawling out of the closet again, only to have the door slam in his face.
"OW!", as the bug made another rotation the door flew open then shut again,
"OW!"
BONK
"OW!"
BONK
"OW!"
As the bug sped up, the increasing G's meant that Rio's body was finding it increasingly hard to reach the control stick.
BONK
"STOP!"BONK"THIS!"BONK"MAD"BONK"NESS!"
BONK
<FLUMP>
Amber's body fell back into the closet again. Unconscious again. Just as Jay felt helpless, he couldn't reach the stick. Suddenly, Amber came flying out of the closet, attached to a jetpack. Dean grabbed hold of the stick and leveled out the bug.
"Ok, I think we're even now. If you mention the boobs, then I mention that the supposed best pilot in the business can't even fly his own aircraft in a straight line.""Alright, you have got me there." said Rio's voice, grabbing hold of the flightstick and looping back to the dwarf.
"Jay." said Dean, as Amber flew into the windsheild, then bounced back towards the closet, "how'd you turn this jetpack off again?"
"The switch."
"Oh, yeh."
<FLUMP>
Amber's body lay unconscious again on the floor.
"Course, you're meant to be near teh ground when you do it."
 
Dean "BONK" Thomas
NOthing like a bit of physical comedy eh?