Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] REVISED Leave a mark

"Uh-huh?" said Dean, applying the cream"Does that look like a thermonuke to you?" asked JayDean looked up, "yup,""Oh."They looked at each other."SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!"
 
"Um..." Jay said "Dean..."
"Wot?"
"It IS a thermonuke.."
"Ah"
Jay slammed the throttle as hard as he could, throwing Dean backwards into the back wall of the Phoenix' cockpit.  "ow.." came Ambers voice febly from the back.
"What are you doing anyway?"
"Gettin the hell outta here!"
He flew by Kara's cokpit, and signalled at her a hand signal for 'radio the retreat' Kara, knowing Jay as well as she did understood and radio'd the the rest of the squadron, the fleet spread out, at full speed in every direction.
Jay watched the nuke, a small dot in the distance and smirked when it found its way to the centre of a large group of Hymentoptera ships, where it detonated, sending Bug ships in all directions, ripping them apart, the shockwave, battering the 'Dwarf ships, but fortuantley, none were close enough anymore to really get mashed, the majority of the 'Dwarf ships moved back in to finish of the few hymenoptera ships that survived.
Jay looked at Dean. "So.."
"So what?"
"How much to not tell, Amber, JAsmine, Tara or Phil what you were just doing with the ointment?"
 
 
 
 

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From: Chris Allan
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Sent: Monday, September 09, 2002 9:21 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] REVISED Leave a mark
"Jay." said Dean, as he hauled himself over to the navigation console, "The BD just disappeared off all of our sensors, excpet the metal detector. And the potato timer.""That's not a good sign." said Jay, swinging the craft to the right to avoid a spidery-web-thing and then firing its cannons."Try and raise it on the radio!" Jay yelled, as the ship was hit, and his shoulder whacked into the control panel, knocking out the radio and the sensors again"That's going to be quite a feat.""Why?" asked Jay, trying to wrestle back control of the bug."Well, we don't HAVE a radio.""Smegging great, that was the back up too.""Hooray!" said Dean, waving an imaginary flag.<PING>"Oooh, potatos are done.""Great." said Jay."Owwee, owwee, owwee!" yelled Dean with Amber's vocals, as he leapt around the cockpit."What?" asked Jay, concerned as to whether he would have to file thatpaperwork after all."Forgot about breasts. Leant forward, breasts touched hot metal.""oooohhh." said Jay, wrinkling his face in disgust. "That'll leave a mark.""Yeh! on me too! Amber'll kill me.""You in deep smeg." said Jay, blowing another Hyp-o-thingy ship up."Ok, cure for burnt breasts, you'll never know it happened" said Dean,reading a tube of ointment in the medkit."Sounds useful." Jay smiled, as he banked the craft. "You lucky bugger.""Dean,""Uh-huh?" said Dean, applying the cream"Does that look like a thermonuke to you?" asked JayDean looked up, "yup,""Oh."They looked at each other."SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!"Dean "Burnt Breasts" Thomas_________________________________________________________________MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos:http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspxMadness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change_________________________________________________________________Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.comJMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Download desktop images, official Blue Dwarf movies and gameTo unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.