Little bit of madness in everyone:- Joint post by Tara and Jay

Who: Tara, Jay, others
Where: various
When: then
Dean what are you doing inside my daughters body? Becareful this answer may result in a trip to Charlie's ointment cupboard."
"How the hell did you know it was me?"
"YOu're face down in Mini-Phils vomit"
"THat would do it!"
"It's his fault." Said Dean in a fit of panic and pointing at Jay/Rio "It was his fault we went to cerebrum who did this to us"
"Who?" Tara said, looking for a 'him' in the direction Dean was pointing "Efof?"..there was something strange about Efof too in fact, in that he was happy with his cocktail and wasnt distracted by shiny things. Her eyes fell on Rio..who looked like a fool wearing clothes too big for her, clothes she recognised as Jays.
Her eyes narrowed. "...chrysler..." she said in a low, dangerous tone
Jay had a finely tuned sense for when a woman was angry, being married to Alota. Tara marched over to him forgetting about Dean.
"Chrysler........ explain it." she said simply.
"Er...." Jay said "well...when a man and a woman love each other very much they..."
"NOT THAT MUPPET!" Tara said, folding her arms. "Explain what you were thinking when you subjected my daughter to CEREBRUM! OF ALL PEOPLE!!"
Tara fumed holding herself back from reaching into her medi-pack and stabing something untested into Rio's body. "You know I hate Cerebrum."
"hey I'm not crazy about the guy, but the pilots have to undergo annual psych tests to make sure were fit for the job, its regualtion!" Jay said, looking up at Tara, "You think I like this body?"
"WHATS WRONG WITH MY BODY?" io/Efof said..getting a complex
"Nothing I just...ah..oh man...." Jay said, sruggling to remove his foot from his mouth
Tara grinned in what might pass for a manic way.
"Hah hah hah." She laughed "The last time I had a psych test was...... welll... a long time ago.... you don't need to know that though"
"Listen Tara I am REALLY sorry, especially considering where Amber ended up and dotn worry Cerebrums dealin with it, if hes not, I'll sandpaper his buttocks"
Tara raised an eyebrow.."Ooooookkkk, .......where DID amber end up anyway?"
"ME!"
"Is that safe? With the crush she has on you?" Tara said with only half her mind on the conversation now. The other half was busy repressing unwanted memories.
"Thats what I was thinknig...oh and she probably knows my middle name by know thats bad enough..."
"Half the ship knows your middle name Montague!" Dean piped in from aside.
"SHUT UP!" Jay yelled "But I promise Tara, I'll get her back where she belongs.....hey...you ok?"
"What? I.... It's nothing..... I mean... yea...." Tara said rather unconvincingly.
Jay, nice guy that he was was genuinley concerend about his friend, "Well..if youre sure..give me a shout if theres a problem yeh?"
"Problem? Sure..... Problem." She laughed. "Anyway. Get my daughter back in her own body or i'll let Mini-Phil loose in Alota's underwear drawer and blame it on you."
Jay swallowed hard..."you wouldnt.."
There was that manic laugh from Tara and her eyes darkened.
"Try me fly boy" she said
Jay felt sorry for Phil all of a sudden...he never realised Phils wife was almost as sadstic as his own
 
Tara went cold inside from her sudden outburst.
"Excuse me. I have a large pile of paper work" She lied.
 
 
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