The hangover to end all hangovers

Who : Phil, MP and Elwood the scutter
Where : A dumpster on the promande
When : about 20 hours AFTER Phil decided to drink a PINT of JD
 
"ohhhhhhhh......my head...."
 
"eeeeeeeeeeeeee"
 
"Can you get this midget off my claw?"
 
"EE?"
 
"eh.....?what? Oh Elwood...What the hell happened ...I can't remember the last 20 hours..."
 
"Do you REALLY want to know?"
 
"Yes...I think....Okay I do...."
 
"okay...here we go....."
 
{cue wibbly falshback like effects here }
 
Phil had left the bar for some reason...Also..MP had dcedied to try and ride Elwood...Which the scutter wasn't having any off and was busy ramming a wall trying to knock the midget into the land of nod....
 
Just then...the JD kicked in...in BOTH Phils...
 
"MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
A nearby secuirty guard simply said the phrase for which the JMC's finest are know throughtout the known universe..
 
"Oh shit...I'm going to die!"
 
"come here little man and PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!"
 
"OHSHIT- he's here as well....?"
 
For once Phil/Satan was confused...and a consued drunk secuirty officer with a Satan Complex is NOT a good thing
 
"Minion..seize the soul in thy chariot of metal!!"
 
"Eee?"
 
"Go and bite him in the knee..."
 
"MWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 
"Get off me you stupid little freak *bang against a wall*
 
"err...excuse me oh dark one...but there is the small matter of a bill to be paid...." This was a slighlty nervous Owen speaking here...
 
"I do NOT PAY>>>EXCEPT TO COLLECT THE SOULS OF THE FALLEN FOR I AM THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS AND THE TIME OF THE RECKONING IS HERE....."
 
"Okay Phil, but I promised Tara I wouldn't do this unless things got out of hand...I'm sending a bill to you in the morinign and ....mumble mummble..."
 
"What was that foolish mortal...." Phil leaned closer and Owen injected something into Phil's neck...."
 
 
{end flashback }
 
"Bugger"
 
 
 
 
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