Security, pilots, next stop.... psychiatric

The offices of one Cereburm
Cain just walked into Cereburm's office without word with knocking
much to the annoyance of Cereburm.
"I have come to make you an offer." Cain stated. "Work for me."
"Why should I?" Cereburm asked.
"I can assure you access to new equipment and drugs, be they
untested, and you will not be able to be charged or jailed with
almost offense." Cain explained. "Now then Mr. Cerebrum, what is
your answer?"