It gets smuttier

"Dean what are you playing at?" Yelled Jasmine, "I mean Amber" her hands went straight to her hips, ideas flooded her mind, some she liked, her stance returned to normal while waiting for the answer.<END SNIP>"Ah, cheurgh, fer, t, erm... give me a minute?"
"Yeah, alright." said Jasmine, thinking, that, whilst it won't be the real reason, it would still be a good excuse. She could berate him afterwards...
"Well?" asked Phil.
"Ok, I was in Amber's quarters, and these invisible aliens attacked, and they could fly! So, I locked them in the quarters, ran off, bought the trampoline and the mirror. So, I could bounce around and try and catch them. And, when they got hit, they lost their stealth and I could see them. The mirror, just, helped. A bit." said Amber, with a "well...theyy won't believe it but it sounds good" look on her face.
"Dean." said Phil, "that is the biggest amount of smeg I have ever heard my daughter say."
"Could, I, just, have a private, word with Jasmine, here? HEY! PHIL! GET YOUR CLONE OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR!!!!"
<2 minutes and one battered clone later>
"Listen, I bought it to make some certain things more exciting yeah? But how dod I explain it to Phil over there?" Amber whispered to Jasmine, before murmuring, "I have a cute butt." and looking over at his body
"I have it!" said Jasmine, she told Dean the reply, and Amber turned to address Phil. "Phil!" she said taking a step forward, and tripping over Elwood, "WAAARGH!!!!!" he landed, face down, in a pile of vomit. "SMMMMMEEEEEGG!!!"
 
Dean "Cute Butt" Thomas