Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] An unexpected twist

Who:- Cerebrum, Pilots.
Where:- Wherever
 
 
"We have a tiny problem. You're trapped in eachother's bodies until I can get the machine fixed. But, on the plus side, I'mpronouncing that you're all cured."
 
"CURED?!" Jay screamed, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU EVIL, SADISTIC, SON OF A BITCH!!!" he leapt at Cerebrum, going for the throat but was held back by Amber and Rio, in Jay and Efof's bodies
respectivley.
Rio spoke, "Easy...you break one of my nails your gonna pay"
"Might I remind you Mr. Chrysler, that if you end my existence prematurley you will never be returned to your blonde haired home"
"Well fix it!" Jay said agressivley at a few octaves higher than he was used to. 
"This I will, but right now I have a lunch appointment!"
Chrysler snapped again, and once more lunged at the madman. "I'm gonna rip you a new asshole you asshole!" again finding himself held back by Amber and Rio, Rio having difficulty working out how to use all four arms simultaneously.
"JAY! NAILS!" Rio scolded. 
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!" he screamed, losing his temper/ mind/ sanity.
"Now ladies and gentlemen" Cerebrum said, probably for effect more than anything "It's going to take me a good few hours to repair this machine, and thats only If I dont get asked to psycho-analyze the shipscomputer again!"
"Oh man..." Dean said thinking about Holly's reputation. "Were in trouble..."
"Exactly Mr Thomas, now I suggest you all vacate my office and go about your daily business!"
 
<Im gonna kill 'im...I swear...Ben I'm booking the next flight to canada!..oh and er...NEXT!>   

 
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From: Ben Nettleship
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 7:36 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] An unexpected twist
> "Now, let's continue!" said Cerebrum, pulling on a rubber glove.> "Whatever is that for?" asked Jay."It's non conductive, it won't transmit electricity when I do this nextthing," Cerebrum replied, completely failing to reassure his patients."The chairs you're strapped into are part of a very cunning device called amind-swapper. It's a piece of alien technology I found last year, and I'vedecided to make the second test on you. The first test resulted in mybecoming Lenin and conquering half the ship. Now, what this device can do istake two people, and put their minds in each other's bodies. Essentially,you'll be in a different body. I feel that this will help you by giving youa different perspective, and then I'll switch you back to normal. It hasnever failed before. Except for the first time I tried it. Which was theonly time. So it has failed before, but I've fixed that problem, and Iwasn't using it properly the first time either. Don't worry, it's completelysafe."Cerebrum looked up as the screaming started. "Oh, and don't move or screamfor a few minutes, okay? Otherwise your brains will come out your ears,"then returned to the controls. A minute later, and he was done."Okay, hold still, and don't say a thing," Cerebrum said, flipping the finalswitch. The lights went out in the room, and then bolts of energy shot outof a large device on the ceiling, each one hitting a pilot on the forehead,harmlessly and painlessly transferring the mind to the computer, and then toanother body.A minute later, the screaming died down."Now, I told you not to scream. Fortunately, you don't appear to havesuffered any permanent damage," Cerebrum said, coughing and waving away theclouds of smoke that had come out of the machine. "Now, Dean appears to bein Amber's body, Amber is in Jay's body, Jay is in Rio's body, Rio is inEfof's body, Efof is in Kara's body and Kara is in Dean's body. Lovely. Now,let's wait a minute and then I'll switch you back.He waited a minute, then said. "Now I'll switch you back. I just have topush this button here, which will cause the green light to come on."A red light came on. "That's not good. Let's try this again."He pushed the button again, and, with loud zapping noise, the control panelmelted, the primary computer caught fire and the chairs fell apart. "Ohsmeg," Cerebrum announced. "We have a tiny problem. You're trapped in eachother's bodies until I can get the machine fixed. But, on the plus side, I'mpronouncing that you're all cured."<Tag, muhahahahaha! How do you like this part?>JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Download desktop images, official Blue Dwarf movies and gameTo unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.