Technopants

"...And this is why you should never, ever under any circumstances
play frisbee near an airlock control panel." Zodar finished.
The royal aliens were amazed at his wisdom.
"Anyway, I think it'd be best if you got going."
"So soon? We wish to hear more stories of your amazing technopants
and how you used them to save an entire civilization from the evil
mutant teddy bears and still be back by tea time." replied the head
alien.
"Uhh..no, um, I think it'd be best if you went now. Your friend over
there doesn't look too healthy..."
The group looked over to the corner where one of the alien party had
began to convulse uncontrollably and foam at the mouth from being
exposed to human culture for too long.
"Very well, I hope we meet again in the future, Christopher."
"Please, call me Chris. Christopher has been reserved for when my Mum
finds out I've blown up her washing machine."
"Alright Chris." Said the lead alien as the other members carried
their brother, still convulsing, out the door, his head hitting the
door frame a few times due to him trashing about before they could
get him out of the room.
"I hope he'll be ok after they leave." Zodar said to himself.
Unexpectedly, Holly appeared on a screen nearby.
"I thought they'd never leave." he said.
"Holly, that's no way to speak about our guests. Even if they have
left."
"Like you're the one to talk... You're the one that made up stories
to keep them entertained for the week."
"Me? Make up stories? Well, I might have exaggerated a bit on a few
of them..."
"Technopants? Mutant Teddy Bears?"
"I was desperate, ok. I'd simply run out of interesting stories to
tell that were actually true."
"Technopants."
"Oh shut up. By the way, how do you know about all this? Were you
watching us the whole time?"
"As a matter of fact I was. Just as you went into the meeting room, I
got a message to give to you."
"Hol, that was a week ago."
"Well I wasn't going to interrupt you or anything. I got manners you
know."
"I understand. What was the message?"
"You've been promoted to Lieutenant and you are now the ship's Chief
Engineer."
"Starting from when?"
"A week ago, Chris."
"Thanks Hol."
Holly disappeared and Chris began to think to himself.
"Damn, A Prince AND Chief Engineer... Must not let this go to my
head, must act completely normal as if none of this had ever
happened."
3 seconds passed.
"WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Chris yelled as he ran off to tell someone.
OOC:
Did you miss me? :D
*Dodges bazookoid blast*
Guess not...