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"I think Cain has her...tied down." said Amber.
"Oooh, kinky eh?" asked Lomaz.
"Kinky?" asked Efof. "What's that?"
 
Dean picked up the phone...
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Jay was happily kicking back on the sofa, Alota resting against him, dozing on his shoulder. A ringing noise could be heard from the kitchen.
"Is that your's or mine?" Jay asked 
"It's playing the A-team them song honey," Alota replied "I think it might be yours!"
"What does that prove?"
"Do you have to answer it?"
"I'd better take it, Dean's probably crashed a starbug into White Wolf's eye or something"
He disappeared into the kitchen. The ringing continued for a few minutes, untuil Alota realised something was wrong and got up to see what was wrong.
"Jay?" she said "what are you doing?"
Every cupboard and drawer and even the fridge, cooker and microwave were open, with utensils strewn across the floor.
"I cant find my sodding mobile"
"Where did you leave it?"
"In the kitchen...somewhere."
Alota sighed, opened the biscuit tin and pulled put Jay's mobile phone. "Here"
"Whats it doing in there?"
"How the SMEG should I know?!"
Jay flipped it open and answerec,"Chrysler, this better be important.."
"Jay?, Dean, now.....about that little how shall we say 'team building exercise' you lined up for us?"
"What about it?"
"where are you"
"What? I ordered you guys to do it, doenst mean I'm joining in"
"Dr. Cerebrums seems to be under the impression it was for ALL pilots, are you not a pilot?"
"Well...yeah.." said Jay trying to find a loophole
"Well why arent you here?!"
"Well..."
"Need I remind you that in your own words 'failure to comply will result in flight privilages being revoked'"
"Oh yeh I'd like to see you guys revoke my license" 
"Not us, Dr. Cerebrum, see, in these circumstances he has the ability to relive you of duty!"
"You threatening me Dean?!"
"No, just warning you, see Patrick here never did forgive you for destroying his first office!"
"OK OK! I'll come down!"
Jay hung up "TOSSER!" he yelled, tossing the phone into the nearest alcove, tis tim being the toaster.
"Problem sweetie?" Alota asked, absnet mindedly fishing out Jays phone and smacking the  the toaster before he could 'howdy doodly doo' and offer everyone some waffles.
"I have to go out for a while hon, If I dont come back...avenge my death.."
 
 
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