Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] More Water....again....

Whilst Phil was talking to Tara Jay and Seymour battled furiously to force the arm flailing midget into the sewers.
 
After several fialed attmepts they succeded, and Jay laughed evilliy at the EEEEEEEEEEEEE! coming from the drain. 
 
He stood, brushed of his hands and turned to one of the clubs staff.
"You put Vodka in the sprinklers?"
"Yeh"
"What if theres a fire?"
"We spray Vodka"
"That highly flammable liquid...?"
"Noo..Vodka..its INflammable!"
"Inflammable...THAT MEANS IT CATCHES FIRE YOU MORON!!"
"Inflammable means flammable?"
"Uh-huh!"
 from the drain and "EEe! EE!  EEeeeeeeeeeeeE EEe" was heard.
"You done?" Jay replied
"EE"
"Ok" said Jay "Lets barbecue some beetles!"
He took a box of matches from behind the bar, and lit one, singed his figners and dropped it on the floor, he lit another  and opened a small window leading onto the dancefloor, and held it under one of the fire sensors arms length, triggering the alcohol filled sprinklers.
 
<you know what alcohol does to the buggers, so...NEXT?!>
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Thursday, August 22, 2002 7:28 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] More Water....again....

"It comes through the sprinklers?" Said Seymour. "Onto the dancefloor? That gives me such a brilliant idea!"
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
"What did he say?" asked Niples.
 
Jay lent over and wispered into Niples ear, making him go purple...
 
"How dare he accuse me me of being a pervert!" Niples was about to make a move on MP when he stoped.
 
"Actualy, we're going to need someone small (and expendable) to go into the sewer sytem to hook things up."
 
Both Jay and Niples looked at each other...
 
"Jay, Seymour...Leave him alone..." warned Phil...
 
"Oh come on Phil even YOU know he deservers it..."
 
"Okay, okay...Look, I'm going to make a quick call to Tara. If I don't see  anything, then I can't do anything yes?"
 
"Good idea old chap, you go and call your wife..."
 
"Thank you sir..."
 
Phil found a vid-phone in the club lounge and Phoned Tara
 
<< Tara, Jay?>>
 
 
 
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