Be afraid for you sainity(Or What Frank Harris is like in this univ

Well, her it is folks. What Frank Harris nice and san duplicate is like. Be warned.
 
Approx 30 odd years ago, a slighty differnt sperm fertalized a egg. Fast foward to present day

Peacship
Medical Bay
about 15 mins after Major Harris spoke with the Peacship Blue Dwarf "jill"
 
Francine Harris(or Frank to her friends, which was 99.9999999999% of the ship) had just had a very important test done. Although there was some very strange ounds coming from the bay as she left and some one was screaming about some kind of ointment burning.  The test result was postive. It was time to tell her beloved Phil what she had suspected for long time. She walked up to a nearby monitor and called for Jill.
 
"Hello Jill."
 
"Hi Frank. How'd the test go?"
 
"It's postive. I'm pregnant!"
 
"Well done!! You off to tell Phil?"
 
"Yep. Where is my darling anyway?"
 
"He's in his lab. Feeling a bit guilty?"
 
"Why?"
 
"Well, you know these duplicates that have come on board? Well Phil took his dupliacte, who was a hologram, out for a drink. The Holo-Phil got so drunk, he took off his clothes and ran naked through the ship screaming about something called a kebab. Then their version of you got me to deactivate his light bee and went off with it somewhere. Now Phil feels guilty and is sulking in his lab. He's feeling realy bad about it."
 
"Thanks Jill, I know hoe to make my lover cheer up."
 
And with that she walked off towards the scince deck lifts

OOC : Well, you were warned...