Fw: mass production, major destruction

 
----- Original Message ----- From: Andy
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, August 16, 2002 10:29 PM
Subject: mass production, major destruction

The clone creature waddled along the air vents, hiding from the few Blue Dwarf security team members that were still aboard the ship and not fighting big squiggly bugs on the planet.
It really couldnt figure out what was going on, all of a sudden it had been attacked by the crew, Alexis Rose, Edward Cain, Tom, Harry and the Dick.
WHY?!
It had meant no harm, for crying out loud it was essentially Jay Chrysler!, when did he ever do anything wrong?
Ok, so there was the time he crashed the ship....
Or the time he emptied the alcohol tanks into the sea....
Or the time he led a pirate invasion against the Dwarf...
Or the time he..............
 
 
<6 hours later>
 
BUT STILL there was no reason to be hunting him down like a common criminal, Ok, so he wasnt quite as appealing to look at as the normal Jay at the moment...even 5000 Chrysler ego's could admit he was no oil painting, but that was only because he was made of 5000 clones, fused together by a clone-killer' grenade, making its mind and its molecules unstable.
Had they been able to the fusing process properley, you might have seen something impressive but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cain had to be big, he had to try and kill them all.
 
Moron.
 
The Creature concentrated hard. It's bizzare, deforemd structure began to pulsate, and a few minutes later, the nearest circulation vent burst off its latches, and 5000 Jay Chryslers leapt from the vent, one by one, each armed with a different weapon from when it 'absorbed' them before.
"ok..." said Jay #4523  "I say we track down that Cain dude and turn him into   a walking collander!" he said gesturing at the hundreds of LA pistols the 'Chrysler Collaboration' possessed.
"Mate" said Chrysler #876 "Alota will NOT stand for us commiting murder!"
"So?" said #0003 "She's the prototypes wife, not ours!"
"Dude!" #0075 replied "If ANY part of you is at all a copy of Jay Chrysler you'd be terrified!"
#0003 looked a tthe floor and scuffled his feet. "Mate, I'm smeggin petrified!"
"ok, ok" siad Jay #0001 "As the first clone, I nominate myself the 'don' of this little army"
"Hey why do YOU get to be the boss?" asked #5000
"Cos' I have the biggest gun"
"Fair comment"
"I think we should help the guys downstairs on the planet."
"What?" said #3569 "We'll all be killed!"
"You say you're a Chrysler, yet you act like a Keto!" #0001 replied.
"...oh man...." #3569 said, shuddering.
"Come on" said #0001 "Lets find Cain"
 
<Cain?>
 
 
 
 
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