Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Water way to go.
*blink*.....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*scratches head* can we incorporate the two posts somehow?
should update my screen before I post, I guess.
--- Chris Allan <chris_allan669@...> wrote: > "or the teams
return"
> "(likelihood: I'm pretty sure you can work it out.)"
> <END SNIP>
>
> The rescue squad had just settled into another game of "Go Fish" when
> the call came through.
> "<tssh>Blue Dwarf? ...you read...."
> Dean pushed off the table and his wheeled chair spun across, missed
> the comm console and smashed into the drive one instead, then,
> backspinning came to a rest next to the comm unit. "Trick Shot." he
> grinned, dazed. Lomaz held up a big cardboard 10.
> "This is the Blue Dwarf, can you read me?"
>
> Alota stared at the comms unit in disbelief, it was knackered! She'd
> only managed to hear "..is....you...me?"
> "What? There's a terrible line at my end! You're to advance on the
> enemy at once!" she shouted at the comm (all BlackAdder Goes Forth
> Fans know where this is headed)
> "at?...There's...line at my end.....advance...enemy...once."
> "What was that?" Allie asked Dean
> "Something about having a lion up her bottom, and there's an advance
> to an enema at once."
> "Figures, if Jay's leading the mission." said Rio. "Suppose we should
> go and help them out."
> "Come on." said Allie, sighing, putting her cards down and stretching
> as she got up from her chair, "Let's go."
>
> The Starbug lifted off the ground, wobbled, spun 180 degrees, aimed
> for teh centre of the open bay doors and blasted into space.
>
> "12 minutes guys." said Allie, sitting at the science console. Dean
> was piloting, Amber was co-piloting and Rio was at navigation. The
> others (minus Cain) were sitting or standing in the midsection.
> Dean spoke into the inter-ship comm console, "In the highly likely
> event of an accident, please adopt the crash procedure. In-flight
> magazines are stored in their lockers, which are clearly marked.
> Thank-you."
> "Now we wait." said Lomaz,
> "Yup." said Allie.
> "Damn, this trip means I'm gonna miss Baywatch." said Dean, then
> sensing the complete lack of sympathy, suddenly remembered he was in
> a room full of women. "Not that it matters!"
> "Can it. That's an order" said Allie.
> "Yes ma'am." said Dean, then, nodding to Allie, they took the ship
> into a wide turn which angled them towards the planet.
>
> <11 minutes later>
>
> "Oooh! Look at the pretty ship, it's glowing." said Dean,
> "It is kinda hypnotic." said Amber,
> "Yeh..." said Allie.
> "We're GONNA CRA...!" started Lomaz, ducking under the console.
> The Starbug flew into the vomit-made ship, and did not impact, it
> merely ripped the vomit apart.
> "Hey! This could be easier then we thought!" said Dean, seeing the
> Space Eagel fly along side them.
> "That one was mine!" said Kara.
> "Sorry, it wasn't actually intentional. Where the others?" asked
> Allie
> "You just covered them in vomit."
> "Oh." said Amber
> "We can fix that!" said Lomaz, getting up a flicking a switch.
> The bug opened its water tanks, dumpnig thousands of gallons of water
> on the team below, and whilst it broke up some of the ships and some
> of the bugs, many of the bugs lifted the ships and took them to
> safety.
> "Well, the team is clean at least." said Dean, trying to put a
> positive spin on the situation.
> "I think we'd better land and apologise." said Allie
> "Kara, can you keep an eye on teh other bugs?"
> "Sure thing."
> "Thanks. Lt. Thomas? Take her down."
> "Aye Aye Ma'am."
> The 'Bug landed next to the bedraggled crew.
>
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