Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Is it a bird? Is it a plane....No it\'s just MP

>From: "Christopher Kentlea" <ckentlea@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: "JMC_Blue_Dwarf" <jmc_blue_dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Is it a bird? Is it a plane....No it's just MP
>Date: Sun, 11 Aug 2002 21:11:32 +0100
>
>Who : Those who witnsed MP's impression of Superman
>When : After he took flight
>Where : ?
>
>MP landed with a thud....
>
>"eeee..."
>
>Jay cried out....."I heard that you little bugger...."
>
>Phil pushed Jay to one side. "Grab the light be and make a run for it..."
>
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>
>"Did you just call me a gimp?"
>
>"EEE"
>
>"Look just run for it okay..."
>
>"eee"
>
>MP made a run for the light bee....
>
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>
>"what did he say?" asked Alota
>
>Phil took over here "He said - "I've got the light be you stupid
>chimp-faced bottom wiper, now how about some kind of weapon and/or help
>before I get my face bitten off and my frontal lobes used as a novelty
>xylaphone..."
>
>"He said all that?" asked a unbeliving Vannesa.
>
>"Yes he did."
>
>Cerebrum tapped Phil on the shoulder
>
>"Erm Philip...I do belive you midget is trying to get your attention..."
>
>"What makes you say that..?"
>
>"Well he does appear to be heading this way rather fast and is riding one
>of the beetles, which sadly is attacting the attention of the other beetles
>and they are following...."
>
>"The stupid clone is riding the queen beetle...stupid bugger "*
>
>MP was heading their way and rapidly getting closer
>
>Phil turned to Cerebrum..."Okay, the midgets booked into a seesion with you
>whenver you want, cos I have serios doubts about the sanity of someone who
>would lead a band of beetles towards us...YOU STUPID IDOT...."...The last
>part was directed towards MP, who had somehow manged to get the
>beetle-queen to take flight...
>
><<tag>>
>
>* = I'm not too sure if there is such a thing as a queen beetle, but there
>is now....
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Kara wasn't quite sure what was going on. All she tell was she was in her
light bee and in someone's pocket.
"Aww for smeg's sake get me the smeg out of this damn pocket before some
sorry smegger gets in the place where the sun don't shine!"
MP took the bee out of his pocket. Kara booted back up.
"Eeeeee!"
Kara slapped the little midget.
"I don't give a smeg if we're on the queen or not I'm not letting you sit on
me lap and no you can't stick your head in my breasts afterwards as thanks
for saving me life...WE'RE ON THE QUEEN?!"
Kara looked around.
"Eeeee."
MP explained. Kara waved her hands about.
"Damn it Jay why'd you have to stick me with "The Little Pervert 2024"?"
"Eeeee!"
"No! That's not a compliement! Get me down you little smegger!"
"Eeee!"
"What? We can't land?"
MP nodded his head.
"Can we kill it?"
"Eeee."
"Well of course I know we're on its head. Do you have a gun?"
"Eee."
"Smeg. Oh well old-fashioned way or no way at all. Great I still got spider
guts on me from crushing that bugger. So that's why they could see me and
they were so pissed."
Kara got up and walked onto the top of the queens head. She had a wonderful
view of the entire area. She spotted the group.
"HEY GUYS I'M OKAY JUST WENT ON SHUT-DOWN FOR A WHILE THERE! I'LL BE DOWN IN
A MOMENT."
She felt a small pinch on her buttock. She looked behind her MP was ready to
give another feel.
"Back off you perv! I'm not looking for a guy like you!"
"Eeee."
"Smeg indeed little matey."
Alyse(aka Capt. Emerald)
Nice one, Listy. I should trust you to fly when I go suicidal. You drive
like a drunken baboon, laddie. -Rimmer, Stasis Pod From Hell.
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