Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Get that thing out of my face...

"That's she had a midget fetish...by the way Phil, I think we might want to move these peeps out of here..Cos some of those bug are heading this way...."
 
The group spun around, and saw a herd of beetles stampeding toward them.
"Amazing!" Gail said calmly "it seems the giant insects have migrated toward the south of the island!"
"SHUT UP AND MOVE!" shouted Alota, to the reporter, blasting away with a bazookoid.
Efof frozen with fear was gibbering at the back of the retreating group, facing the herd face on.
"EFOF!" shouted Jay "MOVE IT!"
Efof didnt move, just continued gibbering
"What the hell is wrong with him?" Jay asked Niples. "Seems these fellows were the same creatures that destroyed his homeworld!"
Jay and Kara ran across and grabbed one of Efof arms each, and pulled him to safety.
Phil was bringing up the rear was manically firing off round after round of  bazookoid fire, with Mini-Phil nowhere to be seen, he was busy chasing Gail Weathers.
One of the beetles leapt towards where Jay and Kara were hauling the Ffionan fool away from danger.
It swept at the trio of pilot's feet,  throwing them to the floor.
"OUCH!" said Efof "My nose!"
Jay looked up, The beetle stood over the three of them, and raised its pincers upwards, ready to strike......
 
 
<um...help?...please?>
 
 
 
 
 

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From: Christopher Kentlea
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Sent: Thursday, August 08, 2002 7:33 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Get that thing out of my face...

Who : Phil, MP, the reporter person...
Where : N.I.
When : After the reporter asked the question
 
"My words that's a big weapon you have there..." Said Gail to Phil..
 
"errr,mmm....Why are you here?"
 
"To cover the story...Why is that midget learing at me?" she asked.
 
"He likes you...Erm, can I say a quick message to Tara...My wife?"
 
Gail was about to say no, but Phil interputed her..."Tara, I hope your okay...Sorry I missed you and all that, but I hope things with you mother are going well...and JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"
 
For a moment everyone thought Phil had converted to relgion on air, but when he started to fire his guns over Gail head, people turned round.
 
"Sorry, false alarm...I thought a bug was eating something important..it was just eating a news van..."
 
"You tit Phil, I've soiled my underpants....(quitely)..again..." cried Jay...
 
Vannes walked up to MP, and started to twiddle is his hair...she then wispered somethign in his ear and he started staning next to gail, rubbing his legs....
 
"What DID you say to him?"
 
"That's she had a midget fetish...by the way Phil, I think we might want to move these peeps out of here..Cos some of those bug are heading this way...."
 
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