Get that thing out of my face...

Who : Phil, MP, the reporter person...
Where : N.I.
When : After the reporter asked the question
 
"My words that's a big weapon you have there..." Said Gail to Phil..
 
"errr,mmm....Why are you here?"
 
"To cover the story...Why is that midget learing at me?" she asked.
 
"He likes you...Erm, can I say a quick message to Tara...My wife?"
 
Gail was about to say no, but Phil interputed her..."Tara, I hope your okay...Sorry I missed you and all that, but I hope things with you mother are going well...and JESUS CHRIST!!!!!"
 
For a moment everyone thought Phil had converted to relgion on air, but when he started to fire his guns over Gail head, people turned round.
 
"Sorry, false alarm...I thought a bug was eating something important..it was just eating a news van..."
 
"You tit Phil, I've soiled my underpants....(quitely)..again..." cried Jay...
 
Vannes walked up to MP, and started to twiddle is his hair...she then wispered somethign in his ear and he started staning next to gail, rubbing his legs....
 
"What DID you say to him?"
 
"That's she had a midget fetish...by the way Phil, I think we might want to move these peeps out of here..Cos some of those bug are heading this way...."
 
<<anyone>>
 
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