Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The morning after the night before...

>(OOC.- Sorry for the lack of posts, but I've had a nasty spate of
>exams. Last one was today, which would probably explain my
>inebriated state.... Yeah, sure, use Zack in the Pie (he aint got no
>beard either...). Well, weren't you getting a bit bored of Flan.
>Couldn't we do with some Pie....?)
>
Then again Pizza is another exciting alternative. Or Keish, but I have no
idea how it's spelt, Keish, Keesh, Kich Keich...
Okay, the big Onion has asked me to do an action post, this isn't it, but it
should inspire some posting while the throw something together tomorrow. It
won't involve the word Kiesche. Possibly the word flan.
RPG:
Peace Blue Dwarf's drive room
Shortly before the entire crew is wiped out by a giant space beetle in an
alternative reality, while in this reality a few guns are fired...
In other words, just after my last post finished.
"Right, we will sterilise you right away then..." Captain Efof said, "With
these great big guns..."
James thought for a second, "Hold on, when you say great big guns, do you
mean it in a sort of alternative universe kind of way where a gun is
actually a really friendly thing used for firing niceness at people?"
"That's right!" Captain Efof smiled, "NICENESS: Nuclear Interception
Chemical Eliminators Naturally Equipping Suicide Squads."
"Oh..." James said, "Hold on! You're trying to kill us! That's really mean!
We're gonna kick your butt!" James remembered he was playing his double, and
so quickly added, "um, darling."
He span round to face Captain Cannon, "Sir, there's a Ffionian warship about
to destroy us, what should we do?"
"Hold on! I'll just check the manual!" Cannon said.
James groaned, he'd seen the manual back on his Blue Dwarf, it was three
six-inch-leather-bound-volumes long. He was then relieved to see Cannon
holding a glossy pamphlet marked, "EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT
COMMANDING A STARSHIP, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK!"
"Ah! Here is," Cannon said, "It says we surrender and line up in the mess
hall for execution, come on everybody."
"But wait! They're going to kill us! Don't you know what that means!" James
shouted, "Ahem, darling?"
"Um..." Cannon began.
"Right, that's it, I'm taking command!" James said heading to the Captain's
seat, "Right, I want the shields up! The torpedoes armed and that damned
lift music turned down!"
"We haven't got any shields, we haven't got any torpedoes and we all find
the melodious atmosphere provided by the music helps us work..." Cannon
said, sounding worried.
"Right, send a message to my... I mean the OTHER Blue Dwarf asking for them
to send us their Efof Yuw'anker," suddenly a thought struck him, "Oh yeah,
and get them to equip their Star Eagle, I think we might get a chance to
test fly it..."
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