Phone call

Ambassador Niples + Efof
New Ibiza
Evening
As the sun began to set, the giant insects rampaged through the town. People
ran screaming, and a few unlucky ones were speared by the soldier insect's
front preying mantis style claws and chomped upon by insect fangs.
Amidst the chaos Ambassador Niples decided to get out his mobile phone and
ring Whitewolf.
"Hello Whitewolf old chap! How are you?"
Efof clung to the Ambassador as an insect crashed through the window of a
bar, its head been covered in alcohol and set alight by a brave barman.
Unfortunately for the barman, one of the huge bugs stomped the bar as it
walked past.
Whitewolf was shocked to hear from Seymour. And by the sounds in the
background it sounded like he was in a warzone. Even though his tone of
voice was more like he was on the phone to his mother.
"Seymour? I'm erm.... fine...thanks. What's happening there? We're on our
way."
"Ahh well, bit of a problem you see. I think you might want to step on it
and send some security and any available officers down here quite quickly."
Seymour ignored the scream as a man next to him got beheaded by one of the
soldier bugs. Efof pulled the Ambassador away while the insect was busy
eating the carcass.
"What's happening? ...I dont understand what's going on."
"Well there are these killer alien bugs, they look like the ones we've met
before on Ffion..... oh and I believe theres a promotion coming your way,
the Queen was going to pull some strings in the Space Core and get you
promoted to Captain."
"But I thought the queen doesn't have any influence in the Space Core?"
Whitewolf replied.
"She doesn't, I suppose she just shows them her boobs..."
Whitewolf never expected Seymour to say that.
"...Oh I'll have to go though Whitewolf, it appears that a giant bug is
about to stand on me. Bye bye."
The phone went dead, leaving whitewolf wondering what was going on down on
New Ibiza
David "Onion" Ball
Captain Seymour Niples, JMC Blue Dwarf
WWW.BlueDwarf.co.uk
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He went to kiss her, but remembering her recent wave of vomiting, thought
better of it and went to kiss her hand. The first one he went for was
covered in vomit, so he changed his mind and went for the other. That one
was covered in blood.
What a predicament for a gentleman.
(Katrina Swete+Seymour Niples, BlueDwarf.co.uk)
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