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Jay, having decided to drown his sorrows, following his fight with Alota, moped into parrots and ordered the strongest drink they had.
He moved over to the nearest table.
 
An hour later Phil arrived.
"Amber and Rufus told me you were here"
"Phil......you beenn.....clowning yourself again?"
"Clowning?"
"Like what was done to me.."
"oh you mean CLONING!, dont scare me like that!" Phil said shuddering at the thought of being ''clowned', he paused, "what do you mean?"
"Im seeing five of ya!" Jay said perkily.
"Are you drunk?"
"No,,,I'm Jay" he replied "arent I?" he took out his wallet and tried to read his name from his credit card's. "oh..well whaddya know..."
"What?"
"I'm Visa.."
"Moron.., said Phil "What ya drinking?" taking out his wallet to buy a round
"That I need another drink"
"Drinking Jay not Thinking" 
"Well nothing at the moment..my glass is empty innit"
Phil shook his head and wandered off to get Jay a lager.
"Stella ok Jay?" Phil shouted from he bar.
THUD.
 
"He'll have a coffee..." Phil said, after amusingly watching the now unconcious Jays chin slam on the table, and slowly slide to the floor.
 
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