Punching mechaniod, Fainting Hamster... (or stupid title #232)

Where: WW's Living quarters
When: Just before the Blue Dwarf makes New Ibiza orbit.
Who: White Wolf and WD-40.
"There! That should undo all that playing around I caught Mini Phil
doing with your wires..." Says the overgrown hamster wielding a
smoking soldering gun over Wd-40's heavily duct taped together body
he was repairing, while fiddling with a few wires in Wd-40's open
cranial hatch, "Can you move now?"
"I'll try wiggling my fingers again." replies the Mechaniod, who
suddenly punches the huge hamster in the stomach, sending him sailing
into the nearby wall.
"Oh Dear... I'm so sorry about that, sir! It seems I'll have to
reconfigure all of my movement & response alogorithms. They seem to
be all off. And I still can't seem to override this offensive middle
finger gesture mode that my right hand is stuck in, after as you say,
hardwired it to help you in your rescue in the shaft*." finished WD-
40 while flipping the Bird at the hamster a couple of times
spasmodically, and then reaching to help him up.
"That's alright. You should be able to complete the rest of the
repairs yourself now... ARGH! Get it outta my nose please!" yelled
the hamster as the Wd-40's bird flipping hand spasmodically jammed
itself into his snout.
"Oh, so sorry." said Wd-40 using his left hand to quickly smack it
free.
"OW! You've got one heck of left cross there, WD." Remarked White
Wolf, while stepping back and nursing his bruised snout.
Holly choose that moment to blip in on the wall screen and
announce, "There's a message for you, Acting Baption, Figgety
Drowdent."
White Wolf Shook his head deciding to let Holly latest mangling of
his title & name pass, and quickly asked eagerly, "Is it that Phil's
done transporting the oil to earth?"
"Um, No..."
"Uh... Okay, what's our progress then?" asked the huge rodent.
"Well, after Phil put Mini Phil in charge to the space catapult,
we've had 2 outta 3 success ratio..."
"Two out of three? What's going on with one out of the three? Is Mini
Phil shooting them into space?!?"
"Well, actually it's 6 out of 9... But one barrel went through the
wormhole and off course, landing in the queen's palace wardrobe, and
another doused a beach full of sunbathers on New Ibiza when it
exploded on impact, and for which they both said they'll be sending
us thier drying cleaning bills for. And the last barrel of oil hit
the Bush families vacation yacht, wiping out the entire elderly wing
of their family, but since their so grateful for us giving them a new
supply of oil for thier recently defunct oil comgolorate, they'll be
sending us a box of chocolates and a hearty thank you note."
"Was that the message, that our mission is complete?"
"Ahh... No. But I have heard some good news between earth and Amadeus
5- three of the Amadeus 5 council members were put into the hospital
from laughing themselves silly when thier Col. Pete of homeland
security came rushing in suddenly at the negotiations we which were
supposed to be at, demanding that they immediately hand over a fat
hamster and somebodies brain in jar while wielding a popsicle stick,
and stating he needed them to get his hair back from some Commodore.
Apparently, they wound up putting him in a rubber room, and decided
to drop all of his charges that he filed against the Blue Dwarf for
theft, speeding, and a alledged prison break-in. Their also
requesting a new negoations meeting when thier Council members fully
recover."
"Okay, what was the message then?"
"I was getting to that - The JMC wanted to informed you, the Blue
Dwarf's acting captain, That since our mission isn't quite complete
yet, We're to to pick up the new ambassador by proceeding to New
Ibiza and wait for thier crew reassignments, Especially you & Captain
Seymour Niples in particular..." Said Holly, before blipping out.
>>>>THUD<<<<
"Oh My, I've never seen a hamster just faint like that before..."
Remarked Wd-40, "Perhaps My left cross was too much for him."
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* - See message # 5304 for the details on that little misadventure...