Satur-Jay night fever, Joint post by Dean and Jay

Heres  little joint post by Dean and me.
 
Who:- Jay Chrysler, Rio Lomaz, Dean Thomas, Jasmine Starbolt.  
 
 
Jay left medi-bay after getting Coffety to give him ointment to restore his skin to its usaul colou and restore his hair before Alota saw what he looked like following Cains drugs. He walked down the the corridor whistling and running his fingers through his again full head of hair. He headed for the quarantine deck and as the doors slid open andhe clapped on eyes on one particualr room, he raised an eyebrow or two..
 
"Aaah..." said Dean. "Nurse starbolt was just..er...checking my throat for lumps. Cancer you know."
"Well, that as maybe. You're free to go. Come on, hop it Nurse. We have to discuss important military business."
"Alright, but I'll see you in, my room, on the desk, I mean, I'll see you in my office for teh final check up soon Lt.. Thomas?""Yes, yes, but drop by the shuttlebay." said Dean, "i've got something to show you."
"What is it?" asked Jasmine.
Dean and Jay were walkign to the shuttbay afterwards, "Well, come on Dean, what is it?"
"Thats it, I have absolutely NO idea!"
"Do i detect a hint of...admiration for Nurse Starbolt Dean?"
"Umm....kinda..."
Jay laughed, "Man..you're like a school-kid!..lemme guess you want her to come to the shuttlebay to do something to impress her but you dont know what"
"More or less"
"And you think that you...in a shuttle...can impress her...you.....really?"
Lomaz who was following behind laughed. "Certainly impressed the viewers on 'worlds most dangerous crashes III on TV last night!"
"Hey! That was my third in a triology! I've also been in "Worlds most dangerous crashes 1, 2, 3, and I'm rumoured to be booked for 4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10"
Well, any ideas as to what I should do?"

 
Lomaz chuckled "Face lift, lose a few stone and change your name and all records of your past!"
Jay smirked.
"You could always try dancing!" said Jay
"Or flying" said Lomaz
"THAT'S IT!" said Dean
"What?" said Jay
"Simple, Dance, fly, make a midget dance!" Dean replied.
"Oh, like I did at the academy?" said Jay."You made a midget dance?" said Lomaz, gobsmacked
" You bet! well, waddle, trying to win a bet.. but hey I'm a better pilot now, it could be worth a try..." Chrysler said boastfully
"Hmm...but it wouldnt be too impressive with one of our midgets...they're hardly in great shape, it'll probably fall apart and make me look like a complete smeghead." Dean said glumly
"Instead of the partial one you are at the moment" said Lomaz.
"Jay..." said Dean, in that whiny voice, "The Phoenix is a Blue Midget and it looks good...I mean GOOOOooooooood! Can i borrow that?"
"WHAT?" Jay squeaked "ARE YOU NUTS!""Well, his nuts are doing the thinking." Rio said slyly
"Oh come on Jay! help a guy out will ya, never know me an Jasmine could be the next Jay and Alota!"
Jay stared at Dean.."Dude....you couldnt handle a woman like Alota!"
"Oh and you can?"
Jay said nothing Just gave a 'thats not the point' face.
"Dean look" he finally said.."what If I dance the Phoenix.."
"But how will that help ME impress her?"
"Well if she thinks your piloting! the Phoenix has tinted glass she aint gonna see! your sat in the cockpit with me, then you simply jump out run over and before you know it your in foreign territory..."
"foreign territory?."
"C'mon man you cant pretend youve ever had a woman before!"
"I've done it...."
"When?"
"talk later, there ARE ladies present."
 
 
 
AN HOUR OR TWO LATER
shuttlebay 7
"Ok...the speakers are ready" Rio shouted from above on the gangway "Musics no problem! Ready when you are guys!"
"Whens she getting here anyway Dean?" Jay asked from the Phoenixes pilots seat
"Dunno...could be anytime...if she comes at all.."
"WHAT?!..Dean..I have a wife to get home to!"
Yes, Jay, we ALL know you have a wife to go home too. After all, in case you had forgotten, I tripped over you once on the way back from parrotts when she locked you outside."
"Do you have any idea how demeaning that is?"
"Not nearly as demeaning as being locked out by yourself, sober, and with keys in your pocket.""What?"
"Wrong keys. Keys for my house on Io. Not keys for my cesspit on this heap"
"Quick, she's coming, positions!"
"Hi, what you got to show me?" asked Jasmine to Dean, who was standing by the phoenixes hatchway
"A few...moooves..." said Dean, climbing up into the cockpit. "Let's go."
"Buckle up."
"Come on, you're not THAT good."
"If you say so," said Jay, starting the engines..
From outside, Jasmine had no idea Jay was piloting, she heard music begin to play from all around, the Phoenix raising up on its legs, breaking into a moonwalk.
"That it?" Dean asked Jay
"SHUT UP!" came the reply "Do you want me to do this or not?!" 
Before long the phoenix was breakdancing, flips, spins, rolls. across the landing bay floor, Jasmine was smiling, smiling alot.
Dean wasnt. he was being thrown around the cockpit. "I said buckle up!"
said Jay laughing.
The Phoenix was now pulling off a pretty good show, til it stopped moving apart from a swagger in the legs, approaching Jasmine Jay made it hold out its right arm, with its
guns retracted of course, taking her by the hand, and leading her in a twirl, eventually plcing itsother arm behind her back, sweeping her back looking up into the cockpit, as thought gazing into the eyes of her suitor.
"She's buying it!" said Dean, from his position, squished aginst the tinted glass," I think a few more slow twirlws should do it.............Hey, HEY! I SAID SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" yelled Dean, as he whirled around and around Jay's head as he piloted the phoneix to a halt. lowering Jasmine down to the ground. And slapping Dean across the face, he opened the door. And Dean stepped out.
"That.....was smooth."
"Thanks, it was no effort really,"
"Let me show you some of my moves." said Jasmine, guiding Dean out of the shuttlebay. Was she imagining, or did he look over his head and wink at the phonix as they left? Nah, must be her imagination. "Sooo.." said Dean, pulling her attention back to the present. "Where exactly are you plannign to show me these moves?"
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