Steev....in a case of mistaken identity

Blue Dwarf-2
Drive Room
Too busy staring at the other bloke
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"Hello!" said Steve.
Steev just couldn't get around it. How did this happen? Why security? Why
was Lloyd an engineer? Why did she have red hair?
"Mffufff" said Steev
"Hmmm...I guess the shock of seeing yourself like this has got to
you...maybe you should wait in my quarters." Steve fireman's lifted the
unprotesting Steev onto his shoulders and walked out of the room.
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Steve's quarters
I'm being carried around the ship by myself, gimme a break!
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Steve dumped Steev in the middle of a very, very large bed. Impulses
flashed along the dulled fibres of Steev's brain. Something was wrong.
Very, VERY wrong. He sat bolt upright.
"WHERE THE SMEGGING SMEG OF A SMEGGING'S SMEGGING SMEG IS THE SMEGGING
CUPBOARD?????" Steev screamed.
Steve was taken aback. "What cupboard? What's wrong with the bed?"
"What's wrong with it?" Steev spluttered. "What's WRONG with it? IT'S A
BLOODY BED!!!!"
"And....?" said Steev
"Well it's...it's...oh for fuck's sake..."
Steev collapsed onto the bed. Of course it was a bed. Things were starting
to make a little more sense. But first he had to check. Diving underneath
the bed he looked for a tag. He found it. And just as he suspected, it
read...
*Most Comfortable Bed In The Universe*
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