Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] BINGO!
>From: "Chris Allan" Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com To:
>JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] BINGO! Date: Sat,
>20 Jul 2002 16:08:36 +0000
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> >She then noticed two Starbugs fly over. She ran out of the crater and
> >started waving her arms.
>
>"Dean, we've got a starbug tailing us." "We have?" "Well, yes, according to
>this post there are two of us." "That's rather worrying, maybe she's just
>pissed and therefore seeing double." "Here's hoping eh?"
>
>Sorry, none of that is actually real. Thought I'd have a laugh, but we're
>in one bug this time. :)
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> >"Well that was easy." Kara mused as a larger alien snuck up behind her.
> >"Smegging chicken."
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>
>"Lomaz, you have actually got the heat-searcher-thingy on haven't you?"
>asked Dean, Making another low flying pass between some mountains." "Of
>course." "What we got then?" "A whole bloody civilisation down there. Oh,
>and a microwave." "A Microwave. Great. 'Lt. Thomas, your report indicates
>that you could not track down Miss Kara, however you did discover a
>microwave.' I'm sure it'll be a great consolation for her to know that she
>was replaced by a microwave." "Don't be stupid." "How can you find a
>microwave down there anyway?" "With the heat-seeker-thingy." said Lomaz,
>touchign more buttons on her console, before heading back over to the
>navigation one. "Wouldn't be easier, and probably considerably safer if we
>put the bug on autopilot and let me take one console whilst you took the
>other?" asked Dean, "Probably." admitted Lomaz, here, you take Navigation.
>"Thats good, I was actually trained in that one." "Novelty." said Lomaz,
>heading back to the science console and pressing a few buttons. Dean
>flicked the bug onto autopilot and went towards the mid-section. "Where you
>going?" asked Lomaz "To make a toastie! You want one?" "Alright."
>
>5 minutes and a cheese toastie each later, they were sitting at the
>consoles when Lomaz shouted: "WE GOT HER! Long: 77.56 Lat:34.7" Dean got
>up, and turned the bug towards the co-ordinates. "ETA: 5 minutes" said
>Lomaz "Lomaz." "Yes?" she said, still looking at her console? "What happens
>if you're wrong?" "We run away." "Good plan."
>
>The bug landed, and the door opened...
>
>Dean Raven Thomas.
>
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>
>Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
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Kara ran up to the Starbug.
"What the smeg took so long?!" She screeched.
"We had trouble finding you with the heat-seeker-thingy." Dean explained.
She climbed in side the Starbug took off.
"When did you realize that holograms don't emit heat you gimp!" She yelled
as she sat down.
"Umm after we decided not to make toasties." Dean said.
"Toasties?!"
"Yep."
"I could of died and all you could think about is...toasties you say?"
"Yeah I found a microwave and I thought some toasties would be perfect."
"Get some going I'm starving! Wait!"
"What is it?"
"Jay what about Jay? Is he okay?"
"Yeah but I think he might be in trouble."
Kara got up but her head got to her and she passed out.
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