The Thomas Manuver

"um..mini-phil...if youre gonna fire laser cannons...FIRE AT THE ENEMY!!!.....or at least wait til were aboard Blue dwarf to shoot Dean" 
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"I heard that!" said Dean over the comm, as he flew over the top of the tanker, and lost another landing leg, this one claimed by a fighter.
"10 minutes until we reach the BD." said Kara over the comm.
"And we're out of fighters." said Amber.
"Well, that was pretty quick." said Jay.
"I think that fight was 'rig'ged." said Dean.
"Man, that is a bad pun." said Kara
Dean flew too close to the tanker and lsot the other legs off his ship.
"Watch it man!" said Jay.
"Dean's 'legless' as usual" said Kara,
"Har-de-har-har." said Dean, "Tank-er you very much, did you have to be so 'crude'?"
"Can we stop this?" asked Amber, starting to get sick of the puns.
"It helps pass the time."
"Oil be back when this is over." said Amber.
"Erm..guys, I've sprung a leak!" said Dean
"Thomas, why are you trying to catapult vegetables across your cockpit in the fist place?" asked Jay.
"I mean in my hydraulics, I can't steer this smegging heap."
"Great."
"30 seconds till arrival, or impact, depending on which perspective you look at it from." said Kara.
"Looks like I'm going to hit the driveroom.......again." said Dean.
"That's the third time you've carried out that act isn't it?" asked Amber.
"Yeh, the rest of the crew are starting to call it 'The Thomas Manuever." said Jay
"This is Starbug 1 to the DriveRoom of the Blue Dwarf." said Dean
"Yes Dean?" came Alota's voice
"10 seconds." came Kara's.
"RUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Dean, adopting the crash position....
 
Dean "Hey, I have a manuver too now" Thomas