Midgety muppets

Who:- Chrysler.
Where:- Tanker shuttle.
 
Struggling to control both the shuttle AND the weapons Jay was starting to get annoyed, plus the fact he was covered in McDonalds remnants from the dashboard.
The cockpit was filled with a blinding blue light, and a loud..flushing noise.
"Jay" came Ambers voice over the comm "Whats going on you ok?"
Jay didnt reply at first, craning his neck to see who the figure that had just appreared in the cockpit was he was..unpleasantly surprised by what he heard before he saw.
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
 
"oh.....smeg..."
 
"Jay?" Ambers voice came again
"It couldnt be much worse Amber.." Jay replied "Your 'little pappy's' just shown up"
"Dad?"
"Nope...like i said 'little pappy'"
"Mini-dad"
"Bingo"
"oh god"
Jay sat upright and took the control stick in his hands "If' your gonna be here make yerself useful, work the weapons"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
said Mini-Phil, with an excited grin across his midget features.
Grabbing the turret control stick he fired in a random direction.
"JAY!" came Deans voice over the comm "Watch it! you just sheared off my landing leg!!"
"um..mini-phil...if youre gonna fire laser cannons...FIRE AT THE ENEMY!!!.....or at least wait til were aboard Blue dwarf to shoot Dean" 
 
<gee..great...a midget...>