White Wolf's Bad fur day - Part 3. Prison Break... Dwarf style!

Where: Aboard the S.S. Flyspeck in the Blue Dwarf's landing bay.
When: Just before the 'big break out'. (And No, I'm not refering to
Rufus's acne problem...)
Who: White Wolf and Rufus. (Sounds like some stupid comic book hero
duo, doesn't it?)
"Ok, I think I've got all the supplies packed in." Said Rufus.
"Right. Let's go over the checklist, then.", replies the overgrown
hamster, "Emergency first aid kit?"
"Check!"
"Emergency Ointment Antidote kit?"
"Check!"
"Shark away & Mini Phil away repellant sprays?"
"Check & Check!"
"Extra Salt & Vinegar and Cheese & Onion Crisps?"
"Check & Check again!"
"Extra cases of Jolt, Mountain Dew & 7up?"
"Check, Check and... Wait a minute, It's not called 7up anymore, It's
called Sierra Mist!*" Objected Rufus.
"Just testing to see if you were actually listening, Rufus. Ok, we're
nearly there. Rubber coated bullets for your gun & tranquillizer
darts for mine?", called back the huge hamster.
"Check, Check... Hey! You aren't letting me use live ammo?" moaned
Rufus.
"Nope! I don't want any deaths bloodying your hands at such a young
age. Emergency Signal flares?"
"Check."
"Ok, that wraps up the supply list, now onto the mission list. Let's
see, We've got - 'Notify Holly to let the pilots know they can go
ahead and launch to steal the oil tanker'."
"Check!"
"And next we got - 'Notify the 5,000 Jays they can load up in
Starbugs and deploy for the distraction'."
"ahh... mmmm.... No can do."
"Aren't they supposed to be standing by in the landing bay? Ahh,
alright - Just have Holly tell them all to report to the landing bay."
"That's just it, there's no 5,000 Jay's anymore. Thier gone."
"What do you mean thier gone? 5,000 people don't just disappear
overnight!" Exclaimed the large hamster.
"Well, those 5,000 Jay's certainly accomplished it." replied Rufus
matter of factly.
"Smeg... If Phil weren't on the ship, I'd suspect him of having
something to do with this." remarked the big hamster, "Ok. Alternate
plan - Let's use the 'Gateway' to sneak in."
"What's the 'Gateway'?" asked Rufus.
"Just another one of your fathers odd future inventions, like the
Time Washing machine... You'll know what I mean after we use it."
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Meanwhile, as Jay and the other pilots flew out of the Blue Dwarf's
landing bay on thier mission to hijack the tanker shipment of oil, a
pair of eyes on the planet below noted thier departure as they
watched the on going video feed of a security satellite that was
monitoring the Blue Dwarf's activities...
"I knew that frimping rodent would try something. Did you complete
the task I asked of you?" Said the man once named 'Rinse-n-Repeat' to
his odious companion, Slugamoo.
"Yesss. I mossst Cssssertinly did, Sssssir. I've gotsss it right
here." replied Slugamoo, a snake like Gelf, gently sloshing a large
jar filled with liquid in his clutches.
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Moments later, somewhere deep inside the S.S. Flyspeck...
"Here, take one of these gas masks and put it on." ordered the
Amplitudinous hamster to Rufus as he tapped coordinates into a nearby
console with his foreclaw, and a small glowing door flashed into
existence before them.
"Why? I know what this is, it's a transcendental travel wormhole
doorway. Once you step through, you arrive right at your destination
you've programed in from that console.", Remarked Rufus.
The huge hamster picked up a nearby remote, and gas mask, before
answering, "Your right. But this model of your Dad's has a fault...
Well, maybe it was intentional... But whoever's within 200 feet of
then destination end of the doorway when it appears gets a real bad
case of gas as if they've just eaten everything at a all-you-can-eat
refried bean and cheese burrito bar on the extra onion & chile's
night."
"Oh!" Said Rufus quickly slipping on the mask, and readying his
weapon before stepping through the glowing doorway, with the huge
hamster following.
And with a 'Fzzzaaapppt' sound, They walk out of other door somewhere
in the security complex located on Amadeus five.
"Which way are we supposed to find the Admiral?" Asked a muffled
Rufus from within the gas mask, while looking around at the nearby
prison cells.
>poot< "Excuse me" muttered a nearby prisoner, as he suddenly passed
gas.
"Umm, Let's me see..." Said the huge hamster trying to peer at a
nearby prison wall map with his gas mask on, "Smeg! I should have
choose a better Mask, this one scrunches all my fur in front of my
eyes, making it difficult to read stuff."
>fffttttt< "Oi! I haven't even eaten the prison food yet, and I've
got wind real bad..." muttered another prisoner standing different
nearby cell.
"Well, I can read it. We're on level 7, Orange area." Replies Rufus.
>PPPPPPPbbbbbb<
"Good, we're on the right level. According to what I read in the
computer, their keeping him in the high security section, which
should be the red area."
>PssssBBBBBBtT<
"Red Area, red area... where's the red area on this map?" commented
Rufus, "oh, I've found it. It's this way!"
>Poot< >Whoosh!< "OOOOiiii!", screamed a prisoner standing not from
Rufus, "What the Blem going on? I nearly set meself on fire.. All I
did was drop my Cig and it rolled behind me, and when I bent to get
it, this flame came shooting out... "
"Brutal!" Called the admiring Rufus glancing in the man's cell, "Wish
I could seen the whole thing!"
"Well, you shouldn't be smoking, anyways!" Remarks the overgrown
hamster to the prisoner as he steps up behind Rufus, then turning to
Rufus "um, Rufus? Switch your safety on, will you? Who know's what'll
happen if we fire a gun in here."
>Ffffrrraaapppp<
"Check." Said Rufus as he quickly moved off to the left. The Huge
hamster started to follow, but then stopped, "Almost forgot to close
the door!", turned back and pointed the remote at the glowing door
and clicked it, causing the door to disappear.
>PPPPPPPbbbbbb<
"White Wolf?" Call back Rufus.
>Bbbbbrrrrappppp<
"Right behind you, Rufus." called the Huge hamster.
>fffttttt<
"I think I've found the Admiral." called Rufus from ahead, "But I
think somethings wrong. He's got a real blank look on his face."
>Bbbbbrrraaakkkk<
"Oh, I think that's normal. He's pretty old, you know." Says the
Rotund hamster stepping up to the door.
>PPPpbbbb bbbbaaapppp<
"He ain't even reacting to the smell, and scrunching up his face like
everyone else we've past.", replied Rufus.
"He probably lost his sense of smell like Rinsey did. So he probably
doesn't even mind this." Remarked the huge hamster.
"No, I mean like, he's a vegetable. Look." Said Rufus while reaching
out with one finger, and giving a slight push to Admiral Buttecus's
forehead.
And the sitting Admiral fell out of his chair letting out a
terrifically loud, >FFFFFWEEEEEEEE<.
"Oh Smeg! I could smell that one through this mask!", exclaimed the
huge hamster.
"yeah, a real stinker..." Rejoined Rufus.
"Here you take the remote, and I'll get him up." Ordered the vasty
hamster while holstering his tranquillizer gun, and bending down to
hoist up the admiral, "Ok, you activate the door and Let's get out of
here."
"Rushing off and leaving early? Why you almost forget the most
important part... The Admirals brain and the business end of my
latest wild west recreation, the six round disintegrator pistol, of
course!" Remarked Rinsey at the door sinisterly while holding up a
large jar containing the Admiral's brain in one hand, and a odd
looking pistol in the other, "Now, raise your hands and turn around
so I can see the both of you."
Rufus & the huge hamster slowly raised their hands and turned around
to face Rinsey.
"What's with the Gas masks?" inquired Rinsey.
"You don't...?" Started Rufus, before White Wolf cut him off quickly
explaining, "We didn't want to be recognised for this prison break
and our costume store was out of 'tricky dicky' masks..."
"Your the only six foot hamster in the JMC..."
"Six foot, One inch..." correct White Wolf.
"Whatever... How could you expect anyone not recognise you?" remarked
Rinsey.
"Well, for starters you and your father didn't..."
"I've just about had enough out of you!" Said the bald headed Rinsey
stepping forward and shoving his gun in White Wolf's face, then
turning to face Rufus while still holding the gun pointed at the
overgrown hamster, he ordered, "You, young man! Kindly put your
weapon on the floor."
Rufus shrugged and started to kneel while shifting the weapon in his
hands, as Rinsey quickly waved the disintegrator pistol, while
threatening, "Slowly now or your Mangey rodent is history!"
As Rufus slowly kneeled to put the gun on the floor, and as Rinsey
was watching him, White Wolf caught Rufus's gaze, while slightly
waving his left paw in the air towards Rinsey.
Rufus subtlely nodded, and White Wolf quickly ducked to one side
while reaching over and grabbing & rapidly thrusting Rinsey's gun arm
up in the air, as Rufus dove into a forward roll striking Rinsey's
legs, catching the large jar with the Admirals brain as it got
dropped.
Rinsey cursed, and quickly struggled to angle the gun downward to get
a shot off as the huge hamster resisted at first, and then reached
for his tranquillizer gun, tilting it in the holster towards Rinsey.
Rufus came out of the roll, set the jar on the floor, and started to
jump to the huge hamsters aid when...
>ZAP!< >PFFFIISSSHHHTT!< Both guns suddenly went off. The two
combatants separated, and Rinsey stared down at the huge dart
sticking out of his left foot and yelled at the Huge hamster standing
dumbfoundedly in front of him, "You shot me in the foot you smegging
Rodent, Why I oughta...", He started to brandish the gun and
immediately sagged to the floor, drugged.
Then overgrown hamster quickly felt himself all over in
surprise, "I'm still here! Perhaps his six shooter didn't work after
all, Rinsey never was all that good at science..."
"I think it worked just fine on the Admiral's body." Said Rufus
pointing at the blackened spot on the floor where it used to be.
"Oh Smeg... I hope Jay's more successfuly then we are..." remarked
the Huge hamster, "Alright, let's take the Admiral back to the dwarf
and see if Keto or your dad can fix'em up..."
"Hey, Can I take Rinsey's disintegrator pistol?" Asked Rufus while
using the remote to open the gateway back to the Blue Dwarf.
"Uh uh, No way. I'm taking that. Who knows what else may happen with
in the wrong hands." replies the big hamster grabbing it and stepping
through the glowing doorway.
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*- Yep, It's true, my favorite drink - 7up has been discontinued in
favor of a new brand... Grrr!
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OOC - Ok Jay/Andy, go ahead with your 'Mad Max' scenario!
- WW