Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Jay and Kara hit the bar in a sense...

Jay made sure that Kara got taken back to her quarters then got up to leave.
Glancing at his watch he slapped himself in the forehead "Oh..man....Alotas gonna kill me"
Holly appeared on a nearby monitor.
"Alright dude"
"'Sup hol,..Hol...you wouldnt happen to know if Alotas...um mad...would you...."
"Who isnt on this ship"
"holly thats the first thing i've heard you say that I agree with, So whats up, you need pointers on chatting up the vending machine in the engineering deck again?"
"Um no...you're department head interview is due soon"
"What department head interview?"
"The one you have to have with the head of the navigation department"
"Holly"
"Yes?"
"I'm not having an interview with myself"
"Its with Kayn"
"Kayn left Holly, thats why I got promoted"
"Nooooo....not Kayn, Cain"
"who?"
"Cain"
"WHO?"
"Ah sod it...HIM!" Holly displayed a picture
"Holly......."
"Yeh?"
"Thats Kermit the Frog"
"Well whaddya know..."
"Hol, youre an idiot"
"Hey thanks!.......wait..."
Jay had already walked away.
 
 
<Heh...Andy dunno if you still need dept heads but i was stuck for an idea!>
 
 
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Alyse Coyne
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 16, 2002 4:42 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Jay and Kara hit the bar in a sense...
Jay and Kara sat down at the bar in Parrots. The bartender served them each a drink."Does anyone ever tip that mechanoid?" Kara asked."I think all the drunk one's do." Jay answered."Oh thanks."She took a drink and then immedatley spit it out."What the smeg is in this?!"She threw the glass on the ground shattering it next to the old one."Whats wrong?" Jay asked."That tasted like urine!"Jay tried his drink and had the same reaction."This is urine!""Oi! Who thinks this is funny?!"She points at the meachanoid barteneder he looks aroind nervously."Sorry ma'am lately the urine-recyc systems have been crossing with the bar systems.""Get it fixed or I'll make sure you spend the rest of your life cleaning toilets!""Yes ma'am."The mechanoid ran off in fear. Kara looks at the ring once more."Do you think we'll ever find him?""Not sure.""Think he might be dead?""Most likely.""It worth looking any ways.""True.""Hey matey another round here!"The mechanoid serves them two non-urine drinks.*2 Hours Later*Kara is standing on the bar staggering back and forth."Is it just me or does this room spin on it's own?""I'm not sure.""Oh well. I feel sleepy or like I'm going to vomit.""Pick one and stick with it.""I so with both."She falls off the bar onto a table. Jay helps her up."You okay?""I'm fine I just need to..""To what?"She bends down and throws up on the floor."I feel better now." She says in clear voice."You sure?""Yep."She walks out and a crashing sound is heard._________________________________________________________________Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.comJMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.ukTo unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.