Re: You might be dead, but, corr.....

"Quick! This calls for emergency treatment!" yelled Jay, "someone
buy him a
> pint!"
"OWEN!" Jay screamed "I NEED A PINT STELLA OVER HERE..."
he looked at Dean then back at Owen "STAT!"
Kara looked at him "Stat?"
"eh...got it from my sister.."
Owen handed Jay a pint which was promptly deposited down Deans
throat.
"Whats goin on?" asked one of Jays clones "YOU! get the hell down to
the science labs!"
"Why?"
"cos if you dont Alexis rose is gonna shoot you in a place that will
stop us getting any MORE of you...me?.."
"She cant shoot all of us!"
"No...but I dont want her shooting ME!"
"Why does that....?"
"Do it or I'll Alota it was YOU who spilled the lager on the carpet!"
"OK CLONES! SCIENCE BAY ON THE DOUBLE!"
The clones marched out..fearing what the original Jays wife may do
to them.
"Ah sod it" Jay said "Dean aint coming around, we'll have to get him
to the medibay"
Kara helped Jay to lift him and carry him to the elevator.
In the lift Jay spoke
"Y'know Kara, I admit seeing you were a hologram, did shake me a
little bit, because it was unexpected. But noone on this ship is
even gonna give it a second thought, one of our senior officers Lt
Fletcher is a hologram"
"Really?"
"Yeh,...and so is my sister, hey woah were here"
The doors slid open and Jay and Kara each holding one of Deans feet
dragged him along the corridor, Dean was face down, and left a
delightful trail of saliva behind him.
Jay and Kara dropped his legs and approached the first person they
saw, it was a Nurse Jay didnt recognise
"Um...I dunno what happened, he just kinda...stumbled?" Jay told the
nurse "by the way are you new here?"
"Yup, Jasmine Starbolt"
"Jay Chrysler...acting first officer, we kinda need him alive
ASAP...need him for a mission"
"I'll..see what I can do"
"Thanks"
with that Jay and Kara left, "Come on" said Jay "Lets go hit the
bar, dean can join us when hes awake"
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "Chris Allan" <chris_allan669@h...>
wrote:
> Dean had been sent to clean out Parrotts dumpster, but he'd
decided that
> he'd just nip in for a quick one. He saw someone talking to Jay
and
> immediately did his Lodo/Zodar impression. He fell
over. "Corrr..." burbled
> Dean...
> <SNIP>
> >"What's the problem?"
> >"I don't know. Everyone I pass either looks at me wierd or
sniggers at me.
> >What is going on?"
> <END SNIP>
> "I'm classing that as a 'look at me weird'" said Jay. "It's
simple. Dean's
> been sent to clean out the dumpsters at the back of Parrotts. Only
thing is
> they've not been emptied for.....ever really. And the fumes
probably got
> him."
> "I'd heard that Dean was a pilot," said Alexis, looking oddly at
the figure
> lying, on the floor, wearing marigold gloves."
> "Well, that's certainly one way of putting it." said Jay.
> Dean lay on the floor, pointed at Kara, and went..."Corr..."
> "Quick! This calls for emergency treatment!" yelled Jay, "someone
buy him a
> pint!"
>
> Dean "I'm am a pilot, honest" Thomas
>
> Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
>
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