More Water......

Who : Phil, Niples, Efof, Jo and MP, plus the Queen....
Where : New Ibizia
When : Just before Phil and MP buggered back to rescue the admiral
 
MP was having the time of his life playing football with Efof...
 
Niples and Phil was having a quite drink wilst Jo and the Queen chatted down the other end of the bar.
 
"So, as I understand it, the cannon will take about 1 hour to align itself then you can activatate it?"
 
"Thats right sir.." replied Phil downing his whiskey in one.
 
"Jolly Good....So...How...things on the BD...?"
 
"Things?"
 
"Yes like...Erm is he supposed to be doing that...?" said Niples in relation to the fact that MP was now taking phots of the wet t-shirt compotetion that was going on.
 
"Just ignore him sir..He's not dangerous, just.....compacted.."
 
"Okay...well, now he's just kicked Efof in the nose..."
 
"Oh....OH!..." said Phil just rembering that Efof's nose was the same as another part of the male body in humans...
 
"I do have one request sir..It's a bit of a strange one...."
 
"Spit it out man..."
 
"Well, is there any chance that Efof could be transfered to the secuirty department for a short while..." Phil hoped that Niples wouldn't twig about his plan to getb Efof in Goal for the 5 a side tournament that the orginal Jay was planning.
 
"I'll think about it..So..as I was saying..Is Katrine okay?"
 
"As far as I'm aware sir...There's even been some new arrivals on board the ship..I think there was a new guy in my deartment called Cain. He's a strange one. Then there Lodo...I'm having to remove all plastic fuit from the promanade though.."
 
"Why?" asked Nipples througly confused..
 
"It's best if you don't know about that sir...Plus we have got another hologram on board as well, hard light..."
 
"Another one...how on earth has the power grid not blown up..."
 
"One of the great mysterious of the world that one. Apranlty this new hologram used to know Jay..."
 
There was some giggling from the other end of the bar. Seymour and Phil looked over to see the Queen gigling and blushing slightly.
 
"Is it me or is it a bit warm here?" Niples asked Phil..
 
"It's you sir, the temperature hasn'r changed since we arrived..."
 
"Right...Well I pretty sure that you little midget freind...."
 
"Clone sir, he's a midget clone....." Phil said interrupting Seymour
 
"Sorry, clone, should not be running along the beach with a bikini top in his hand..."
 
"I'll be right back sir...."
 
** 5 mins later **
 
Phil was pressing some ice to his groin where the womans husband had decided to kick him, in the nose as Efof would say..."
 
(in a high pitched voice) "If you EVER do that again MP I'm handing you over to Keto...understand...no ever worse...I'll hand you over to Tara..."
 
Even Efof shuddered at THAT thought.
 
Phil's watched beeped..."The cannon has charged sir...We're ready...."
 
<<Niples/Jo Anyone?>>
 
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