White Wolf's Bad fur day - Part 2

Who: White Wolf, and wide cast of characters.
Where: many places including the Drive room.
When: Sorry, I can't say, because my watch is still covered with tar
and feathers...
<<snip>>
As white wolf turned to go, Dean grabbed a handful of feathers and
stuck them on a patch of tar. Right on WW's arse. "Well, do we take
orders from poultry?" said Dean to Amber, smiling.
<<End snipet>>
"Well I would think since you were taking orders from a hamster
before, Mr. Thomas, that you'd consider taking orders poultry a step
up. Now I suggest you go do as your told without any more comments,
Mr. Thomas, before you find yourself listed for Dr. Keto's ointment
experimentation." Remarked the black & feathery hamster overhearing
Dean's comment.
<<snip>>
Alota thought about the propsed command before realizing something
"Whitewolf sir" she said thinking about how to put this
"Yes?" he asked knowing he probably should have ignored it
"I hat to contradict orders but Zack isn't an officer thus he
shouldn't be left in charge of a ship" she said calmly, looking to
make sure that Zack or his wife were not behind her,
"What do you mean?" he asked suspicialy
"Well there are several things, for one he's not had officer
training" she said thinking but then she realized, neither had she
"Retract that actually, but there's something else" she said quickly
trying to make up,
"What?" he asked goodness knows what he was doing
"Well who appointed him commander?"
"Samantha Hussain..........oh" he said finally realizing,
"Yeah and Hussain was deamed mentaly insane, which makes her orders
retracted" she said calmly "And he was only appointed this because
she fancied him" Alota said.
<<End snipet>>
"Smeg! I guess your right. I'll have to speak with Zack, and tell him
he's relieved of his rank and duties then." Replied the Overbearing
hamster with Tar & feathers on his bum, then he looked Gobsmacked as
he made a sudden realization and asked, "Um, ahh... Alota? I've got a
Hypothetical question for you. If Jay were in charge now, and he had
to choose between you and Allie as acting executive officer, because
your both next in line for command, what would you do if he choose
Allie over you?"
"Then Jay would be sleeping out on the couch for the next
millennium." commented Alota without pausing for a millesecond.
"Hookkaayy... I've got a really sticky problem here..." commented the
Huge hamster while plucking some tarred feathers out of his
fur, "Before I announce who I'm gonna put in charge as temporary
Acting first officer, I'd like to I relieve Zack, and I'd also like
to speak with My fiancé, um... I mean, Allie... So that I can prepare
her, and hopefully she won't want to string me up from the nearest
lanyard when I tell her about my decision, after I give her the ring.
Which... >Smeg!< I haven't even got yet! Plus, I've still got to get
dinner reservations... Um, Sorry Alota... But, I'll fill you in
later."
The rotundity started rushing for the door, then paused and called
back to Alota, "Perhaps, you'd better go ahead reserve a spot for me
in the infirmary, just in case...", then he darted out on all fours.
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Later, in one of the promenade better resturants.
The whopping hamster was standing in front of the maitre d' of La
Regal Mckenzies while he doublechecked with the man in a guady
uniform, "Ok, I have a 7 o'clock reservation with an advance order of
Crab & Pretzels dinner for two?"
"Yyyesssss." replied he man with a snotty air to his voice.
"Good." Replied the hamster, then exiting the resturant and
approaching a wall monitor and calling out, "Holly?'
"Yes, oh Tarred and Feathered one?" replied the Disembodied head on
the screen.
"Smeg, that's must be why that maitre d' was so rude, in my hurry I
forgot to clean up. I guess I'll just have to stop by lenny's Starbug
wash before I go looking for the ring. But before I go get the ring,
I need to know where Zack is, Holly."
"Which Zack? Do you mean Zack the unemployed promenade grocer, Or
Zack the starbug mechanic, or a dustbunny which some of the Miners
call Zack? Or another Zack?"
"Just the one who's wife is likely to kick people's teeth in at a
moments notice." Answered the huge hamster.
"Oh, you want Jay! He's easy to find, All 5,001 of him running around
the landing bay at the moment..."
"No, No, No, Holly! I want the >Zack Richards< who's married to
>Cubie<."
"OHHH! Well that narrows it down to about thirty which are on board.
Any particular one of them you want?" inquired Holly.
The big hamster slapped his mouth in frustration, "Okay, I can narrow
this down. Eliminate all that are older and younger than 5 years than
the Zack Richards that used to work in Parrots. And How many of them
happen to be wearing a Jmc Commanders uniform."
"um, mmmm, take makes, One... Two... Three... Four... No, he doesn't
count. That makes Three!" Replied Holly.
"Alright, I need something with a more specific point in time." the
Hamster thinks for a moment, andthen 'Pthitbits' his right foreclaws
(because he still can't get the hang of snapping his foreclaws yet),
and asks, "Ok, How of those Zacks have recently burned hamster hairs
stuck to the bottom of his boots?"
"Two... No, wait, that second one's got older burnt hairs on his
boots. So there's only one!" replied Holly triumphantly.
"Great, Where is he?"
"Ordering a Big mac and Chicken McNuggets at Mcdonalds."
"Thanks Holly!"
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A couple of minutes later, the Wet and sudsy looking hamster enters
Mcdonalds and rushes over to Zack & Cubie Richards table.
"Zack! I'm glad your still here, I need to speak with you."
"Ah... Commander, your gonna drip soap foam into our hot mustard
sauce if you stand there." Remarked Cubie.
"Oh, Sorry. Lenny's air dry cycle didn't work to well, and I was in a
hurry..." Replied the Tall hamster quickly taking a step back, "Well
first, since you haven't properly joined the JMC, I'm gonna have to
relieve you of your commanders rank, Zack."
"See? I told you'd do something stupid to lose this job even with me
helping you." remarked Cubie to Zack.
"Well, actually, It wasn't anything Zack did. We found out that
Captain Hussain was complete corn flake. Besides, the promotion she
gave him would've been entirely invalided, when anyone had found out
she only gave it to him because she had the hots for him." Said the
beast sized hamster.
Cubie suddenly slapped Zack smartly on the face.
"What did I do?" asked Zack in complete surprise.
"You... You... Flirted with that Hussy!" Shouted Cubie crossing her
arms in fury and Glaring at Zack.
"I understand she practically threw herself at Zack, so it wasn't her
fault." Interupted White Wolf.
"Yeah!" put in Zack.
"Well Ok... But, He's still unemployed!"
"Well, Actually... He doesn't have to be unemployed if he doesn't
want to be. I was just going to offer Zack the soon to be vacant job
of Sanitation Officer since I'm gonna be replacing our ex-Chief
Sanitation Officer with Katrina with I meet with her next."
"What happened to the previous Chief Sanitation Officer?" Asked Cubie.
"Oh, he just failed to show up for his last job performance review
and wound up being a dried up corpse in the breifing rooms bathroom."
Answered the Hamster.
Zack's eyes bulged, & he coughed and said, "Can I get back to you
with my answer on that?"
"You certainly can. Oh, by the way, do you have any advice on any
rings I should avoid in Mckenzie's jewelry dept?"
Cubie quickly leaned forward, "Yeah! Just ignore the stuff in thier
glass case, that's all the cheap junk they use to distract the
shoplifters from taking any of the real expensive stuff. They keep
all the good jewelry in the vault in the back behind the cash
register. But the best jewelry is over at that Saks 5th avenue outlet
that Seymour had put in along some of those other posh places, in the
upper walkway level of the Promenade. But the snobby bunch never take
credit, only cash."
"Thanks for the tip, Cubie! And let me know whether you want the job
later Zack, Ok?" replied the Bouncing hamster, turning and exiting
the Mcdonalds.
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Another couple of minutes later, as the huge hamster walked into the
Saks 5th avenue store carrying a huge gun and very heavy sack,
causing a few of the female salespeople to shreik, "A robbery!"
The Hamster immediately set the sack of money on the counter and
slung the weapon over his shoulder while explaining, "No, I'm not
here to rob you. I'm here to buy an engagement ring. I just had a
little trouble getting into my petty cash safe. But It's a lot easier
than what I have to go through to make a withdrawl from my bank
account..."
"You didn't steal these gold bars from the bank?" asked older grey
haired lady.
"I can answer that byHow many banks are there on the Blue dwarf?"
Asked the huge hamster.
"Um...three."
"And do any of them carry thier currency in gold bars?" asked the
large hamster
"Why none of them do, they immediately ship off by armoured spaceship
whatever they recieve and convert it into electronic funds because it
would be absolutely silly to keep any amount of gold on a mining ship
due to how many pirates it would soon attract..."
"My point exactly." said the overgrown hamster as he flipped open the
sack, revealing several long gold bars within, "Now, Could you just
show me the rings I can afford with these?"
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Several minutes later, while the hamster stood in front of the door
to Allie Fletcher's crewquarters...
"I can't still believe they wanted the gun as payment for this
thing's box!" Muttered the Mighty hamster. Glancing one last time at
the platinium ring with a 10 ct blue sapphire with large six-rayed
white star in it's center, surrounded by several 2 ct Diamond &
Aquamarine gemstones sitting in it's velvet lined ring box before
putting it away in his vest pocket, and then opening the door and
entering.
Allie came bounding accross the room squealing with excitment,
blurting out, "What kind of engagement ring did you get me?"
"Well, I had a tough time choosing the colors, But I thought Blue
one's would compliment your red hair the best..." remarked White Wolf
happily as he take out the ring box vest pocket.
That's when the hamster realised he had just missed something, and he
immediately stopped and said, "Hey! How did you know I was getting
you an engagment ring?"
"Holly told me by mistake!" Explained Allie.
"Aww, man! That digital clown spoiled my surprise! Well, I guess the
only thing that's left to do is ask..." Remarked the huge hamster and
took out the ring box and snapped it open to give to Allie, "Would
you marry me, even though I'm such a complete smeghead at keeping it
a surprise?"
<Allie?>