Lodo's First Patrol

Who? Lodo, red head,
where? near the medical bay
"Wow, my first patrol on my first ship!"said Lodo excitedly. Lodo
grabbed one of his 20th century 9.mm Beretta's and holstered it. "Oh!,
almost forgot!" He pulled out his gun and replaced the live ammo with
blanks. "Wouldn't want to hurt anyone." Lodo walked out of his room and
looked at his electronic map. "O.K., go down here....turn
right..forward..." and continued on for a couple of minutes. "Strange, this
sounds as if I'm to Patrol the whole smeggin' ship, must not have too many
patrol officers."
"I guess I could begin at the bottom." He down looked at the out dated
map. "And then again, if i start at the bottom, I may be lost for days, and
surely they have someone checking on the fuel tanks, beer tanks, fuel
storage, and...!!! BEER STORAGE?!" Lodo suddenly changed his mind and
sprinted to check on the beer storage compartment. As he was running through
the medical bay the glanced over into a room and triped over himself because
of what he saw. He got up and peeked in the room. Standing there over a poor
bugger who's leg had been mended, was the most beautiful girl he had ever
seen. She was kind of short, but Lodo is attracted to short women, but her
beautiful hair is what caught his attention. Her hair was firey red. Just
then he was snapped back to attention by all the nurses and docs and such
laughing at him. He quickly resumed his running. "How embarrassing!" Lodo
slaps himself, suddenly really wanting to check the beer storage.
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