White Wolf's bad hair day - part one.

Who - White Wolf and all the deptartment heads.
When - At the end of the special briefing.
Where - the Breifing room.
----<Snerp>-----
"Rufus" jay said "I'm kidding, thats a napkin"
Jay turned to White Wolf. "We're still faced with the problem of
getting the oil shipment back to earth in time, and frankly, I'm not
sure the amadeuns are gonna be happy to let us have it. If we dont,
we get split up, I dont wanna be posted somewhere without Alota."
"Whats your point Jay?"
"Well" said the pilot "While you and Phils guys are getting the
admiral, me and my guys will get the oil, I'm sure I can pilot one of
thier tanker shuttles, but i'll need Dean, Amber and the guys to
provide an escort" Jay said, imagining the tanker scene in Mad Max.
----<End Snerp>----
"While you do that, Jay - MP & I will go get the portable wormhole
generator cannon, and meet up with Jo to help out Captain Niples &
the Queen..." Said phil walking out of the briefing room, followed by
Mini-phil going "EEe eee EEEE!" and waving the fly swatter he haD
nicked off of White Wolf when the hamster wasn't looking, with wide
swinging moves as if he were stabbing at invisible foes.
"Hey! Watch where your poking that thing, MP!" Remarks Jay walking
behind them.
"Good luck on your mission!" Says Dr. Keto stepping up and shaking
the Huge hamster's paw, then heading for the door.
"Thou'est so sorry, Thine Keto hast asked for Thy monthly medical
surgery report in triplicate, Milord.", said Dr. William Shakespeare
quickly following.
"Yeah, what he said. And I'm also late for my coffee break..."
explains Lawrence Trisees while jerking his thumb after the
retreating Chief Surgeon and playright, before joining them through
the door.
The overgrown hamsters face fell in disappointment as he looked at
the nearly emtpy breifing room, and then turned to look at Rufus, who
quickly smiled revealing a nice shiney set of braces.
"Looks like it's up to just you and me!" Remarked Rufus happily.
The six foot, one inch hamster stared at him for another second, and
then said, "Excuse me while I go to my crewquarters and pack my
bags..."
"Sure. No Problem, Dude! I'll just head over to the security armoury
and picked up everything we need for the rescue mission, and meet you
in the landing bay tommorrow." replies Rufus excitedly heading out
the door.
The door shut behind Rufus, leaving the huge hamster standing all by
himself in the room to mutter to himself, "I wonder if I'd have a bit
more success making up with Rinesy instead?"
He paused for a moment, and then went, "Nah...", before walking over
the the Breifing room's private restroom door and attempting to pull
it open.
"Man... This door must not have been used for years!" Exclaimed the
Hamster tugging at the door, and then setting his lower paw agains
the wall and suddenly yanking it open to reveal a totally dark room
beyond.
He could dimly make out a motionless form sitting on the loo inside.
"OH! I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone was using this." remarked the
huge hamster while quickly closing the door, which was followed by a
loud >Klunk< from inside.
"Um... Are you alright in there?" Asked the huge hamster, anxious
that something might be wrong inside the bathroom. He waited several
long moments in which there was no answer. Then deciding to try
again, he knocked loudly on the door while calling inside, "Excuse
me? Can you hear me?"
Another long quiet pause.
"Um, I'm sorry if I'm intruding - But, I'm just making sure your
alright." Explained the huge hamster before pulling the door open
again, and reaching in to flick the light on.
There, on the floor of the breifing room's bathroom was the form of a
man in a Chief Sanitation Officers uniform, then the body slowly
collapsed into dust.
"Now I know why he never reported in for his yearly job review!"
Remarked the voluminous hamster, "And here I thought he was just
being obstinate about only having one sanitation worker underneath
him besides the scutters and getting complaints about not having
everything cleaned up soon enough..."
The huge hamster gingerly stepped over the wispy dust pile, to enter
the bathroom while apoligizing, "Sorry... But calls of nature waits
for nobody, as I'm sure you already know."
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Several minutes later after the hamster was done drying his paws
after washing them, he stepped into the briefing room and called
out, "Holly?"
"What does the small and furry one ask of the wise and mighty Holly
of the 6000 Iq?" ased the bald disembodied head hoving over the
briefing room table in the Holo projection.
The hamster just shook is head at Holly, "Have a team of scutters
collect all of WD-40's parts from where I was found a while back and
bring them to my quarters so I can repair him. Oh, and send a message
to Katrina that I'd like to meet with her for her annual job
performance review."
"Aren't you supposed to be meeting with Cain first?" Inquiried Holly
pointedly.
"Thanks for reminding me! I almost forgot about chatting with our
resident casper. Tell him I'll meet with him in my crewquarters in an
hour... Um, make that three hours, I've also got to get Allie an
engagment ring and make dinner reservations."
"Right, I've got it. You want a dinner engagement with Cain, so he
can repair a ring, and collect all of Allie parts and deliver her to
a scutter. You can depend on ole' Holly to deliver your message!"
Replies Holly before blipping out.
"Sometimes I wonder if he's purposely doing that..." Mutters the Huge
hamster rubbing his aching forehead as he walks out of the breifing
room into the drive room.
"Um, Alota? I'd like you to tell Commander Zack Richards that he'll
be in charge of the Blue dwarf later today when Jay & I are off the
ship working on the Admiral's rescue mission. In the meantime, I'm
going to be in the promenade, engagement ring shopping..." Remarks
the amplitudinous hamster quickly heading for the drive room's exit.
>Sqeulch!<
A big bucket of tar and feathers landed on him coating his fur...
[Snip]
"If he's laughing.... then who did we...?" Amber tailed off as a
hamster shaped shadow fell over the pair.
"Morning sir." said Dean, suddenly snapping to attention. "Erm..
would love to stay and chat, but, my....grandmother's....on...fire...
so...I'd....better....go...and....put....her...out. I'm sure Amber
can tell
you anything you need to know." Dean turned to run.
"Hold it right there Lieutenant Thomas..."
"I have a medical checkup..... I need to go. now... urm. sir" said
Amber after an over exuberent rimmer special salute.
"And you too, Ensign Cleavage!" continued the booming hamstery-type
voice.
[End Snip]
"It seems you two have just volunteered for two weeks of Latrine
cleaning duty under Miss Katrina Swete in your off hours, and your
first task is to clean the briefing rooms bathroom!!!" Ordered the
six foot, one inch hamster glaring at that them and then pointing
towards the briefing room.
<Tag, Alota, Dean, Becca/amber?>