Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Action Post!!! - Is the Hamster starting to sound ominous, or did somebody just run Vader\'s voice through a sound altering devic

"Well" said Jay "That solves the distraction problem"
said Jay "for once Doc I agree with you" referring to Ketos suggestion for the clones
, "Rufus,I'm not sure your mother would be too impressed about you joining a strike team but you're in" he pulled out a sheet of paper from his jacket pocket "..just get her to sign this consent form!...Phil might get hurt later if he did it!"
Rufus looked insulted.."gee..thanks..."
"Rufus" jay said "I'm kidding, thats a napkin"
Jay turned to White Wolf.
"We're still faced with the problem of getting the oil shipment back to earth in time, and frankly, I'm not sure the amadeuns are gonna be happy to let us have it. If we dont, we get split up, I dont wanna be posted somewhere without Alota."
"Whats your point Jay?"
"Well" said the pilot "While you and Phils guys are getting the admiral, me and my guys will get the oil, I'm sure I can pilot one of thier tanker shuttles, but i'll need Dean, Amber and the guys to provide an escort" Jay said, imagining the tanker scene in Mad Max.
 
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From: Tim.Sireno
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, July 08, 2002 11:53 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Action Post!!! - Is the Hamster starting to sound ominous, or did somebody just run Vader's voice through a sound altering device?

Who - White Wolf.When - just after returning to the Blue Dwarf via shuttle.Where - Blue Dwarf Drive room.
 
"Alota - Please inform all the department heads I want them all to be present for special briefing I'm giving in the Ready room in one hour.  And then I want you to Radio Amadeus Five's council and find out if they'll tell you where their holding Admiral Buttecus." Orders the huge hamster, as he walks over to the Captains chair and absent mindedly picks up huge copy of the renovation blueprints of the drive room to move it out of his way before he sits down.
 
"I'm sorry sir, but I've already tried that when jay told me what you guys brainstorming about on the way back to the Dwarf. And they told me that some Col. Pete has deemed that Classified information." Replied Alota.
 
"Smeg! Rinsey must be anticipating that I'd be willing to try & spring the Admiral..." Remarks the overgrown hamster while slamming his paw down on the chair arm, then staring fixedly at the blueprints, he finishes, "But, these give me an idea! I'll be in Seymours Ready room checking on whether or not the Amadeus council has already revoked our library cards if you need me."
 
Alota just shook her head.
-------------------Just one minute later... As the Thumping hamster was signing into the touch sensitive computer screen, the bald head of Holly wearing some cheap novelty X-ray glasses popped up on the nearby wall monitor and said, "'ello! Acting Captain."
 
"what is it, Hol?" Replied the huge hamster while touch clicking away the prompts.
 
"I've got a message for you from the cleaning lady."
 
"oh? From Katrina? Well, If she wants to ask me about a pay raise, tell her she's already making better pay than me..." remarked the huge hamster with his eyes glued to the other computer display and continuing to touch click through the prompts.
 
"Really?" inquired Holly, looking genuinely surprised.
 
"Yes, All of the JMC Janitors do, because of their critical need to the Space Core. Not even the Scutters will plunge out some of the nasty things that get into the toilets these days. Leave alone the Captains & Executive officers. So was that it?"
 
Holly blinked and replied, "Erm... Ahh... What was it we were talking about, again?"
 
The overgrown hamster suddenly stopped touch clicking, looked up at the large wall screen in annoyance and snapped, "Was that the message the 'Cleaning lady' had for me?!!"
 
"Oh!" said the startled Holly nearly losing the novelty X-ray glasses of his nose, "Yes... Um... no. I mean, yes, It was Katrina Swete. And She wanted to know if you knew how I could see more nipples."
 
The rotund hamsters eyebrows (or what passes for them on a hamster) went up and nearly hit the overhead ceiling fan blades as his face registered his surprise, "Come again?!?"
 
"I thought these $2.95 X-ray glasses I found in the comics I was reading would do the trick, and perhaps I should consider popping in to the female crewmembers rooms whenever their getting out of the showers undressed..."
 
The Amplitudiness hamster suddenly cut him off, "You will most certainly NOT do any...", He verbally fumbled around for the right word while quickly shaking his head as he knew he got it wrong, "Foyering... Vayering... Um...  Voyeuring... or whatever it's called in the any female crewmember's quarters no matter what stage of undress their in, while I'm in charge of this ship, is that clear Holly?"
 
"Prude."
 
"You watch your mouth before I permanently have it rinsed out with some Digital Tidy bowl every five minutes..."
 
"Hey thanks mate, that's a mighty good pub drink!"
 
"That's >NOT< the kind of blue drink I'm referring too..." remarked the Hamster ominously, "Now reply the security video log of Katrina request for me so I can get her message right."
 
"OOooookkkaaayyy!" Said Holly suddenly losing the Novelty glasses, "Playing the Security video log..."
 
<snerp>The disembodied head appeared on a nearby screen. "Say my name, say my name," Holly sang by way of a greeting.
 
"I want you to give a message to White Wolf," she said.
 
"But I don't have anything to tell him," Holly replied.
 
"Holly! I mean give him a message from me!"
 
"I don't have a message from you, though," Holly continued.
 
"I haven't given it to you yet!" Katrina screeched in annoyance. She took a deep breath and continued. "Tell White Wolf, where ever he is, that I, Katrina Swete, want to know if he knows how I can contact Seymour. That's Seymour Niples."
 
"How can I see more nipples if I haven't seen any yet?" Holly asked.
 
"Just deliver the message to White Wolf, Holly!" she screamed.<end Snerp>
 
"Ahhh Ha! I knew it wasn't that." Remarked the considerable hamster, "Tell Katrina that Phil's been in touch with Seymour, and he's on New Ibiza. AND if we're really lucky, we'll be there to pick him up ourselves after this mission for a bit of much needed Shore leave."
 
"Right. I'll tell her..." Started Holly.
 
"Just show her the Security video log of it, and she'll understand what I mean. Good day, Holly!" Said the hamster going back to touch clicking on the screen on the desk.
 
"I knew I'd Find it!" muttered the Herculean hamster to himself as he brought up a display on the screen. Then he punched the communication button on the desk, and ordered, "Alota? Have the science Department turn the dwarf's external thermal & optical high resolution cameras towards Amadeus and patch 'em in here for me."
--------------------------------------------A short time later in the briefing room...
The gigantic hamster stood in front the seat Blue Dwarf Dept heads, and said, "I suppose your all wondering why I called this a 'Special Briefing. The reason is very simple, because if things this doesn't work out on this mission of bringing back that emergency shipment of oil to earth, It'll probably be my last briefing to all of you assembled here on this ship..."
 
The Huge hamster paused to take a deep breath, "I have it from several good sources that Commodore Tobasis & General Anders of the JMC High Command are conspiring with an old Nemesis of mine who was once named 'Rinse-n-Repeat' of Amadeus five to use our failure to complete this mission to break up the entire crew and reassign the command of the Blue Dwarf over to Captain Drechmeah.  Rinse-n-repeat or Rinsey as I called him, Is known down on Amadeus five as "Colonel Pete" and is in charge of a private for hire Police force which has already arrested Admiral Buttecus, and informs us that he'll be imprisoned for 90 days on two traffic violations which I believe to be fictitious. Plus, I've been made aware that Commodore Tobasis has sent a special investigator named Cain to come aboard to look for and find any irregularities, so I'm ordering everyone to be on their best behavior for the time being and treat him courteously. I don't expect he'll do anything we need to concerned about if we all do that. But my next item is not an order, But a request for volunteers, because what I'm asking could jeopardize your careers in the JMC more than simply being assigned to the Blue dwarf..."
 
The minacious sounding hamster punched up a Close up Holo view (see attached) which panned over Amadeus's capital city while explaining ,"This I believe from the several checks I made into their public Library system concerning their prisons and running some thermal scans, that this area here on the middle right hand side, is a private underground prison compound where Rinsey is holding Admiral Buttecuss. I need three sets of volunteers to - 1)Create a diversion along this East-West running Street, While 2) I lead small strike team of volunteers into the complex and extract the Admiral, while #3)Someone delays the Negotiations for the Emergency oil shipment until we can bring the Admiral there to complete the negotiations or if possible, complete them without Buttecuss. So are there..."
 
Suddenly the Holoview changed, and <blank> Asked, "Excuse me Commander, but what are those two bulbous blue things on there?" 
 
"I believe those are close up views of some young ladies bikini top in which Mini Phil is controlling the camera to view..." remarked Keto smugly while folding his arms across his chest and glaring.
 
The patulous hamster suddenly whipped around & grabbed up a nearby fly swatter and smartly swatted Mini-Phil's hands away from the viewers controls muttering, "Next time I'll use the Pink tree's pruners, you little gremlin...", resetting the holo image back to the city block and then turning to speak to the rest of the group in a louder voice, "Now, as I was saying. Are there any volunteers or questions?"
 
Keto spoke up first, "Perhaps we ask the 5,000 Chryslers practice their flapping arm take off's down the East-West street, that would create enough of a diversion..."
 

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