Whats a Tardis? (Sub title:Phil gets pissed for the first time in 6

BlueDwarf-2
Science Decks
The main lab
Time : right after the last post(About 1pm or 13:00 for all you military types out there)
 
"Bloody Hell, this lab got a TARDIS effect going on hasn't it?" said Phil, a bit loudly.
 
"What's a Tardis?" asked Phil-2
 
"There was an old earth sci-fi program which had a Box that was bigger on the inside then the outside dimensions suggested." said Phil, rather proud of the fact that he said that with out making himself look like  a tit.
 
"What makes this room possible?" Asked Phil, practically dribbling at the thought of what he could do if he could get his hands on the technology of this room.
 
"This room is actualy a sub-diemnsion, accesed by the door you entered. And as the door is a portable portal(pardon the pun) that weighs about the same as a kilo of sugar, I can have my lab, this lab, were ever I go."
 
"Bloody Hell"
 
"Yes quite. If you like we could discuss the technology over a nice drink."
 
"I don't drink. I'm a hologram. Can't get drunk."
 
"Didin't you notice the holo-projects all over this ship? You can create anything hologramtically here. You can even have a drink. Our hologram technology is a bit more advanced then yours. Although we've still yet to master the Hard-Light bee. I would be willing to trade the infomation about this lab, If I could scan your bee."
 
Phil could not belive his ears. Not only would he be able to have a drink for the first time in 60,000 years, he would gain the secrets of this lab and all for a measly scan of his bee. This was too good to be true. There was only one way to found out.
 
"I accpet." calling Phil-2's bluff.
 
"Excellent. The scan is now done and we have the info we need. Now lets go and have a drink"
 
"You scanned me allready?"
 
"Yes.The data for the port-a-lab has been sent to your ship. A working version will be in your office by the time you get back. Only you can access it, but you can change that if you wish. Shall we go to the bar now  and get plastered?"
 
"So I can get drunk at last. Hurrah!"
 
"Oh no we don't get drunk here. Well, we are allowed as long as use an anti-hangover patch, or plaster as well call them, that stops us from messing about too much and hurting ourselfs. Sadly as a hologram the patch will not work. But you look like a guy who can handle himself."
 
Phil's smile at the though of actualy being able to have a drink again would have taken his head off.
 

Blue Dwarf 2
The bar
Time : 10 mins later
 
Phil pratically ran into the bar and brought all of it apart from a small bitter lemon, then drunk it in alphabtical order, . The barman was impressed. He had only opened a few minutes ago. The holgram in front of him had even necked a whole yard-of-vodka(like a yard of ale but with stuff used to clean spoons with in it). He has also just brought
 
oh dear...
 
The effect all all that drink combined with having no alcohol tolerance. At all.
 
Phil-2 walked into the bar just in time to see Phil removing his clothes, shouting at all 5 barmen(There was only 1 but the vision was going a bit odd) and run out again.
 

Blue Dwarf-2
Location : various locations
Time : When you pissed you don't care
 
Phil ran naked through the ship. This was because of the strange things that were going on in phil's head.
 
** Inside Phil's head, the little gremlin that appeared to DOOM was chasing him and threating him with greviuos bodly harm if he didn't remove his clothes and could the gremlin have a ass-rubbing(#) please.**
 
Phil-2 was strugling to keep up with the pissed hologram, who kept saying some thing about "Nut your arris" and how he was going to have it out with him or something like like that. He also kept mentioning something about "Getting a kebab," what ever one of those was.
 
That was quite worring. And he seemed like such a nice chap as well, thought Phil-2.
 

OOC : Since everyone has at some point been drunk I thought it was time that Phil got in on the action.
 
OOC2:I'm leaving Phils fate in your hands people . If any one wants to have a bit of Fun with Phil(or cause him some mischeif, I talking to DOOM and HARRIS) then go for it. Make sure it's something for him to hang his head in shame over. Prehapes he might do something silly, or worse.....
 
(#) - An ass-rubbing is like a brass-rubbing, but with someone's bottom. NOT some kind of sexual act. I thought there was a need to point this out.
        (I know that having a ass-rubbing doesn't make sense, but give the guy a break. He's not had a drink for 60k years)