Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] feeding the 5 thousand

Who:- Jay/ Alota           
Where:- quarters.
 
"Jay" said Alota wearily  "Its nearly 2am, come to bed hon"
"Yeah.." he said "Be right there, I missed so much work on that away mission" he said, from the desk in the bedroom, flicking through papers "I gotta organise this meeting tommorow to discuss how were gonna get Buttecus outta the clutched of the Amadeans, at the same time WW wants me to do personell reports, add to that I gotta file flight plans, fuel consumption reports AND demoralise Dean Thomas..." he smirked at that last comment.
"You have 5000 clones to do that"
"All of which have plans to assist Zodar and various other people around the ship with other things"
"Ok, but do you have to do it now?!"
Jay sighed, dropped his pen and got up "No, I don't you're right"
A few hours later a noise came from the living room.
"What the smeg was that?" Alota asked, Jay was asleep.
She hit him
"OI! I said what was that?!"
"What was what?"
"That noise?"
"Probably one of the clones, go back to sleep"
"go tell them  to be quet were trying to sleep!"
"actually i WAS sleeping..."
"Go tell them to be quiet!"
"Why should I do it?!"
That...kinda pissed Alota off....
 
<amanda?>
 

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From: Amanda
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Sent: Sunday, July 07, 2002 9:55 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] feeding the 5 thousand

<<snip>>
He swiped his card in the swipey-gadgety thing..(what are they called anyway?) and entered..."um..Alota" he squeaked "AHEM...ALOTA?!  I'm...back..."
She came out of the bedroom, and looked at the flowers.."gee..thanks...they're....beautiful.."
"honey...I'm sorry....."
<<end snip>>
 
"So which number are you?" Alota asked looking at the flowers, the sentiment was there it's just the flowers weren't.
"What do you mean which number am I?" Jay asked somewhat confused, he really did not know what his wife was going on about, Alota looked at him,
"Are you sure you don't know what I'm going on about?" she asked curiously, Jay shook his head in the no motion. Alota hugged him,
"Welcome back" she said softly.  That little moment of intamcy was over as quick as you could say 'undies on a koala' as the door swished open and in walked a rough estimate of 100 Jays, the rest where either in parrotts bar seeing which Jay could drink Jay under the table and which Jay could beat Jay at pool. There where about 250 Jay's in there.  Another thousand or so where in the holodeck dancing with Lara Croft look alikes. (hey what can I say they *are* men).  And various other amounts of Jays where here there and everywhere.
Anyway Jay was facing away from the hundred or so Jays in the chrysler quarters,
"Er Jay honey" Alota said still in the hug,
"Yes dear"
"There was a small iddy biddy accident"
"I haven't wet myself again have I?" Jay asked looking down at his trouser leg,
"No" she paused a second "I don't know how to explain this" Alota began again,
"Your not pregnant are you?" Jay asked holding Alota at arms length,
"Don't be stupid, imagine the stick we'd get from Keto if there was a mini you running around!" Alota shouted, she suddenly calmed herself,
"Anyway" she continued, "There are quite a few extra crew members running around" she said and continued before Jay could mention anything about his labido,
"You've been cloned" Alota said
"Cool, another person like me, we'll have so much in common we can become best mates" Jay said happily
"No" alota said cooly
"What do you mean no?" Jay asked unsure
"There isn't one more of you"
"But you just said...."
"I know what I just said,  there's more then one"
"Two wicked" alota shook her head "Three?" again with the shaking.
 
Sometime later, most of hundred or so Jays in the room had fallen asleep on designated couches,
"four thousand nine hundred anf ninety nine?" Again alota shook her head.
"Five thousand?" Jay asked Alota nodded,
"Five thousand Jays?" Alota nodded "Unfortunately for me I can't punish you by making you sleep on the couch" Alota commented, Jay looked gobsmacked
"Why not?" he asked,
"Cause there are no more couches, looks like your sleeping in the bed tonight" alota said "Even though you left the toilet seat up"
 
<<Sorry Jay I've stripped you of any dignity you had, sorry again : )  anyway....next!>>
 
 
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