Electron Beam + Hacksaw

Dean was woken from his peaceful slumber at the helm station by the comm
buzzing.
Hitting the "send" button, he mumbled "we don't want any!"
"Dean."
"What?"
"It's Whitewolf."
"Ah."
"yes."
"Good...morning..sir, and how can I help you?" said Dean, getting back into
his stride.
"Get the BD into orbit. We need some gatecrashers. Now."
"Why, certainly sir, and how do we break out of this anchory thing?"
"anchorey thing?" said WW, sarcastically.
"I think." said Lomaz, who had just arrived, "That Dean MEANT to say
Graviton Anchor beam thingy."
"Thats the one." smiled Dean.
"Well, get it off, and get down here pronto. We'll explain later."
"Certainly sir. Lomaz? get me a hacksaw!"
"You won't believe this." said WW to Jay on the bug.
"What?"
"Dean's going to try to cut through an electron beam with a hacksaw."
"Oh god."
"Alota." said Dean, shaking her slightly, "wakey wakey?"
"Hhmm..?" asked Alota
"WW called, get engineering onto gettin gus out of this anchor thing. I'd do
it, but I'm only a measly pilot."
"That you are Mr Thomas."
"Thank-you, ma'am."
"Engineering?" said Alota. "Get us out of this anchor thing!"
"Certainly ma'am" came the reply ovr the comm.
"So, now we just sit and wait." said Lomaz, moving over to join Dean and
Alota by the command chair.
Dean "Raven" Thomas
Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
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