MPs no sense of direction

Who: Cain and the MP
Where: Who cares
When: Sometime after being passed by all those Jays.
"You have no idea where we are." Cain said in a fightenly calm voice.
"Errmmmm." The MP muttered before answering. "No."
"Push off!" Cain ordered.
"But..."
"Go."
The MP went off in a sulk.
Stupid security, Cain began to muse to himself. Thanking fate that
he did not belong to the same security department as the idiot that
had just left. Cain knew the way to the Command Deck from the ship's
designs he had been supplied with and yet that idiot didn't.
"Holly."
"Yes... who are you?" The computer AI said as his bold head appeared
in a screen in the wall.
"Deliver a message to Commander White Wolf." Cain ordered. "My name
is Cain and I want to talk to him, matters including 'Darkover'."
"Errr.. okay." With that Holly disappeared some sight.
"A ship full of idiots." Cain muttered before starting off toward
the Command Deck.
(To whoever has the misfortune of crossing paths with Cain)