Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Chryslery clonings

"Is that the time?" 4999 voices replied.
The Chrysler convoy left Parrots, a few minutes later they were outside the Chrysler quarters. The doors slid open.
"honey! I'm home!" 5000 Jays shouted to Alota......
 
"JAY MONTAGUE CHRYSLER!" Alota shouted coming through from the bedroom, she suddenly paused seeing the whole caboodle of Jay. Turning around she looked at all  the JAys,
"This could be interesting" Alota thought to herself,
"Yes Alota dear" one Jay said
"How can I help you dear?" another Jay asked, then a whole mass of eyes turend to look on her.
"Er where's the original?" she asked
"I am the original JAy?"
"No you are not I am!"
"It's me"
"No it's not it's me" a whole load of arguing continued for a while
"Er looks like you all have a problem" Alota shouted smirking
"What?" the all asked together,
"Well the real Jay left the toilet seat up"
"He's the real Jay"
"No he is!"
"No I'm not he is" that set off another mass of arguing
"Oh but that's not your only problem" she said, a whole chorus of 'ohs' filled the room and most of the corridor
"I only have one couch" she grinned,
"But Alota honey, we're not the original" they whined
"Heh heh you talking to me like I care" she grinned
"But Alota"
"Sweetie"
"honey bunny"
"Sugar lump"
"Would you really want to make us sleep on the couch?" they asked.  Alota looked at them seriously, and thought about the proposed question.  After a long time thinking she suddenly laughed and said,
"Yes, yes I do" she giggled and handed one of the jays a coin "I'll give you a chance to flip to decide who get'ss the couch.  Don't argue over  it though or I'll put the couch on the corridor" she left the quarters and heard the resounding echo of heads or tails.
 
 
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