Niples' idea

Seymour Niples, Efof Yuwan'ker, ex-Queen Brittany Jennifer RoyalNew IbizaJust after the last post
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“What if I found a way for you to live here and still be Queen of England, and you can still go to all the posh royal family occasions?”
“You mean taking a space ship every time I want to go back?” She whined. “It would take ages and people would see the ship landing at the palace and follow me back, I want to carry on living here in secret.”
 
“Hmm.” Said Seymour and thought about contacting someone on the Blue Dwarf.
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“Instant communication through space?” Enquired Efof, trying to look knowledgeable. “Back on Ffion we had molecular transporters that could send people to the other side of the planet, or to the space station where I worked instantly. We could have used that if the crew of a certain Blue mining ship hadn’t beamed a huge alien ship into the core of our planet!”
 
Seymour thought he saw some remorse in Efof just then but the alien’s quickly returned to his calm self and resumed his stupid “oblivious to the world” grin.
 
Seymour plugged his mobile phone into the Queen’s power cord for her hair dryer. He just hoped the extra energy boost would increase the range to reach the Blue Dwarf. He send an sms to Phil:
 
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Phil. No NYthing bout making artificial wormholes? Need ur help. Cum 2 New Ibiza. Find a pilot + bring a shuttle full of equipment. By order of da King. Niples. Cya.
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Efof suggested putting a smiley face on the end. Queen Brittany suggested kisses but Seymour didn’t see the need. He just hoped Phil got the message.
 ...Meanwhile on the BD, MP cackled to himself as he read the message on Phil's comm system. He was going on holiday!<<Phil and Jo are you both still okay to join my sub-plot?>>David "Onion" Ball Captain Seymour Niples, JMC Blue Dwarf
WWW.BlueDwarf.co.uk
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He went to kiss her, but remembering her recent wave of vomiting, thought better of it and went to kiss her hand. The first one he went for was covered in vomit, so he changed his mind and went for the other. That one was covered in blood. What a predicament for a gentleman. (Katrina Swete+Seymour Niples, BlueDwarf.co.uk)

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